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How do you recondition an aging prostitute?
Stick a 10-pound ham up her twat and pull out the bone.
How do you load up a dishwasher?
Give her plenty of booze.
What do you call a blonde chick's ears?
Love Handles
Did you hear about the blonde who went fishing with seven guys?
She brought home a red snapper.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What do you call a man without an asshole?
Divorced.
What do women and dog shit have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Whats the difference between an ugly broad and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out once a week.
What do fags call hemmeroids?
Speedbumps.
Stick a 10-pound ham up her twat and pull out the bone.
How do you load up a dishwasher?
Give her plenty of booze.
What do you call a blonde chick's ears?
Love Handles
Did you hear about the blonde who went fishing with seven guys?
She brought home a red snapper.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What do you call a man without an asshole?
Divorced.
What do women and dog shit have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Whats the difference between an ugly broad and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out once a week.
What do fags call hemmeroids?
Speedbumps.
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.
She wakes up and decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that". The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door.
The prostitute yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition.
PROSTITUTE
a person receiving payment for sexual services.
The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear.
KOALA
(n.) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves.
She wakes up and decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that". The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door.
The prostitute yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition.
PROSTITUTE
a person receiving payment for sexual services.The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear.
KOALA
(n.) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves.