JOKES......Who Has The Siccest Ones?

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Why don't women wear watches?

There's a clock on the stove.



What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.



What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, shes already been told twice.



How do you get a woman dizzy?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to go to a corner.
 
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What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?

The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.



Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.
 

caff

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one of the sickest jokes i heard.............

A plane is decreasing speed rapidly downward, the pilot comes over the intercom and says "Im Sorry it had to come like this folks, but unfortunely were gonna haveto let some of the luggage go". The plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the intercom "I hate to have to do this, but now were gonna have to start releasing passengers by alphabet order beginning with the letter "A" AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?!? No one answers, "B" BLACKPEOPLE ANY BLACKPEOPLE?!? Again silence. "C" COLORED PEOPLE, Any COLORED PEOPLE?!? silence. A black boy in the back turns to his mother says "but mom, arent we african american? Aren't we black? Aren't we colored?" The mother turns to her son and says "yes, son, but today we NIGGAS!!! Mexicans go first! The little black boy turns to the little mexican kid sittint next to him and laughs!!! The Mexican kid laughs back and says Im A WETBACK!!!!