Jay-Z to Ghost Write for Supermanning
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Im havin' girl problems feel bad for me son
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
[Verse One]
I got the siccness folks on the clownin mode
Foes that wanna make sure my thread's closed
Open forum critics they say I’m "Emo Cashless Ho"
I'm from the woods stupid, type the URL a link for those
If you log on talking upon myspace hoes in ya zapatos
You'd be cracking a joke the minute you was havin' an LOL
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can ALT Ctrl Delete and shut down ya PC
I got beef on the ranch & radio in bronco i do watch reality shows
She done played my emotions i give a shit so
Gangsta Rap message boards try and use my white ass
So members can give laugh out loud type more shit for mods to see, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Big E has
I'm wear rags workin the ditches nillas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
Hit me @ www.myspace.com/sgcproductions
[Chorus]
99 problems and a bitch is one
Im havin' girl problems feel bad for me son
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
Hit me @ www.myspace.com/sgcproductions
[Verse Two]
The year's '08 and my truck is raw
In my thread I’m the mother fuckin' simp
I got two choices delete the thread or take the heat (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the mouse to the next thread
Now I ain't tryin' to see no siccness chase the Big E.
Plus i got a few LOL’s i can fight the case
So I...click to the sistas side of the sicc
I heard "Son do you know why I'm clownin' you for?"
Cause SIMPED and I'm white and from the W-Y-O-MING?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I understand the open forum & should take it for what it is
"Well you was simpin in that thread in a fifteen pages deep "
"I know I lost all credibility as an MC"
"Are you e-rioting' I know a lot of you are"
I ain't trippin on the siccness ya’ll full of shit makin me laugh
"Well, do you mind if I delete this thread?"
Well my computers locked from the ALT Crtl Delete
I log onto siccness and ask for advice
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of mod or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I jus got banned but i know a little bit
Enough that you will Laugh Out Load use search function
"We'll see how smart you are when the DJ Mark come"
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
Hit me @ www.myspace.com/sgcproductions
[Chorus]
99 problems and a bitch is one
I be havin girl problems
Im havin' girl problems feel bad for me son
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
99 problems and a bitch is one
I be havin girl problems
Im havin' girl problems feel bad for me son
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
Hit me @ www.myspace.com/sgcproductions
[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nilla like myself done simped on a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin several states away
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Sicc
Pray for me, cause some fools just love to thread jack
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get Banned
He and his boys gon be laughin because I’m the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back to logging on to siccness with a new name again
Members on the meassage board scrollin thru my threads again
Mod's with they powers snappin them
Members tried to give this nilla shaft again
Half-a-mil views cause I'm back at it again
All because this fool was clowning the scrub above them
Tryin to click the link to the open forum
But I be simpin 'bout how I have text
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
Hit me @ www.myspace.com/sgcproductions
[Chorus X3]
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
[Verse One]
I got the siccness folks on the clownin mode
Foes that wanna make sure my thread's closed
Open forum critics they say I’m "Emo Cashless Ho"
I'm from the woods stupid, type the URL a link for those
If you log on talking upon myspace hoes in ya zapatos
You'd be cracking a joke the minute you was havin' an LOL
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can ALT Ctrl Delete and shut down ya PC
I got beef on the ranch & radio in bronco i do watch reality shows
She done played my emotions i give a shit so
Gangsta Rap message boards try and use my white ass
So members can give laugh out loud type more shit for mods to see, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Big E has
I'm wear rags workin the ditches nillas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
Hit me @ www.myspace.com/sgcproductions
[Chorus]
99 problems and a bitch is one
Im havin' girl problems feel bad for me son
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
Hit me @ www.myspace.com/sgcproductions
[Verse Two]
The year's '08 and my truck is raw
In my thread I’m the mother fuckin' simp
I got two choices delete the thread or take the heat (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the mouse to the next thread
Now I ain't tryin' to see no siccness chase the Big E.
Plus i got a few LOL’s i can fight the case
So I...click to the sistas side of the sicc
I heard "Son do you know why I'm clownin' you for?"
Cause SIMPED and I'm white and from the W-Y-O-MING?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I understand the open forum & should take it for what it is
"Well you was simpin in that thread in a fifteen pages deep "
"I know I lost all credibility as an MC"
"Are you e-rioting' I know a lot of you are"
I ain't trippin on the siccness ya’ll full of shit makin me laugh
"Well, do you mind if I delete this thread?"
Well my computers locked from the ALT Crtl Delete
I log onto siccness and ask for advice
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of mod or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I jus got banned but i know a little bit
Enough that you will Laugh Out Load use search function
"We'll see how smart you are when the DJ Mark come"
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
Hit me @ www.myspace.com/sgcproductions
[Chorus]
99 problems and a bitch is one
I be havin girl problems
Im havin' girl problems feel bad for me son
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
99 problems and a bitch is one
I be havin girl problems
Im havin' girl problems feel bad for me son
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
Hit me @ www.myspace.com/sgcproductions
[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nilla like myself done simped on a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin several states away
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Sicc
Pray for me, cause some fools just love to thread jack
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get Banned
He and his boys gon be laughin because I’m the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back to logging on to siccness with a new name again
Members on the meassage board scrollin thru my threads again
Mod's with they powers snappin them
Members tried to give this nilla shaft again
Half-a-mil views cause I'm back at it again
All because this fool was clowning the scrub above them
Tryin to click the link to the open forum
But I be simpin 'bout how I have text
I got 99 problems and a bitch is one
Hit me @ www.myspace.com/sgcproductions
[Chorus X3]
