I've Left The Bay!
- Thread starter POLTERGEIST
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Damn homie u all the way up in Cruces? theres a lot of nice lookin tits in that area.......... I was gonna be up in that area last weekend and head down to Juarez but now that they make u get a damn passport to go to Mexico I said fuckit!!
but i'm here in New Mexico but i'm in Albuquerque, it's a bit cold but not as cold as it should be for this time of the year
but i'm here in New Mexico but i'm in Albuquerque, it's a bit cold but not as cold as it should be for this time of the year
Juarez is tyte homie!! they got a grip of different bars where u jus pay like $10-20 ta drink til u drowned. A coo little place to kick it during the day is the mercado (where they sell a grip of shiet for cheap) just kick it on the padio drink for a few hours with a few peeps and pay like $20 and they treat u like a king. You'll always be hearin the taxi drivers and see all kinds of flyers bout a place called "the pink lady" it's a little hor-house (went there once cuz my potna said "wanna go to a titty bar" and I was like "yeah" went there and didn't see no strippers but a grip of females chillin comin up to u askin to kick it and a man always comin around "wanna go2 za rume"
y'z that homie? always gettn ure ass kicked by tha locals.......
lemme guess............ ure that guy in that video who has like 2 folx backin him up tryna jump 1 dude................ dude goes up to homeboy in a passing by car and gets out and str8 knocks u tha fuck out!!!
yeah i'd be like fuck new mexico after gettn embarassed like that
priceless
alright so i already went to juarez in the first week...it was cray to the mutha fuckin zee...started the night off with liquid heroin and liquid cocaine shots...than went to sum club and started drinkin coronas...ten dollars...all u can drink...i think i was blacked out by 11...somehow we made it home tho after the DUI checkpoint on the freeway. who puts checkpoints on the freeway?
me and my cuzzo went thru tha 7 stages of drinkn this past friday and took off to jurez at like 3 am ........................ trip was kinda fukked cuz i 4-got my damn credit cards but we still partied like rock stars............... sat night we went to the beach 1st....... buncha little kids thinkn they was nelly...... woulda been in heaven if i was 16 but went to tequila derby next............. there was bout 7 people aside from us but we said fuckit cuz it was drink til u dround with better beer avail. place ended up being packed and I seen the greatest break dancing attemps ever............ after it got packed i was dancing like john travolta (at least in my eyes) met a few notches and it was back to tha mo-mo
tha fucked up thing is we left the mo-mo early this morning so we could get back and watch tha game but ended up driving for 2 hours and found out we took the wrong route headed towards tucson and fucked us up by 3 hrs :ermm: