It's great having kids...
- Thread starter CHRISHOGGALYPSE
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im glad i dont have kids
i told a room full of women i dont want kids, ever... unless its an accident and i heard like 30 women go *GASP* at the same time...shit was COMEDY
youd think you cant hurt random womens feelings like that by the dozen at the same time but its actually very easy to do
theyd kick my ass out of oprah, id be sharking the fuck out of bitches on there just for laughs
i told a room full of women i dont want kids, ever... unless its an accident and i heard like 30 women go *GASP* at the same time...shit was COMEDY
youd think you cant hurt random womens feelings like that by the dozen at the same time but its actually very easy to do
theyd kick my ass out of oprah, id be sharking the fuck out of bitches on there just for laughs
he like the lil asian nigga on indiana jones
dont trip he gon come in handy one day
my son is my boxer
hes scratching at the door RIGHT NOW on some "i know you in there nigga, open this shit" weird ass fuckin dog, dude wakes up in the morning from HIS bed, get on MY bed, and lays directly next to me with his head on my shoulder till i wake up
dont trip he gon come in handy one day
my son is my boxer
hes scratching at the door RIGHT NOW on some "i know you in there nigga, open this shit" weird ass fuckin dog, dude wakes up in the morning from HIS bed, get on MY bed, and lays directly next to me with his head on my shoulder till i wake up
if i caught my kid smoking weed id lace his shit with pcp and lock him in a room full of boy band music and when he was crying and just wanted it to stop id run in the room full armor gear style and beat him with a belt hella
thats why i shouldnt have kids
if i have a female ill be good but a male...haaahahahahaha
dude is gonna hate life....either that or ill be the cool father...but chances are im gonna be on him pretty hard in a fucked up way
nigga try to sass talk me..and get kool aid thrown in his fuckin face at the dinner table "YEAH AND WHAT, NIGGA, KOOL AID FACE ASS NIGGA" (wife tries to tap me)
thats why i shouldnt have kids
if i have a female ill be good but a male...haaahahahahaha
dude is gonna hate life....either that or ill be the cool father...but chances are im gonna be on him pretty hard in a fucked up way
nigga try to sass talk me..and get kool aid thrown in his fuckin face at the dinner table "YEAH AND WHAT, NIGGA, KOOL AID FACE ASS NIGGA" (wife tries to tap me)
i had to basically tell my cousins daughter to stop being a little bitch in nice words
she used to scream at the family dinner table
like its thanksgiving full table of food and shed YELL "I WANT PIZZA! I WANT PIZZA!"
and her rich spoiled ass fuckin parents w hollywood money would just go get her the pizza
but man i wasnt having that shit, i made her cry hella times, but to me its for the best, you cant be doin that shit...give a fuck if its my kid or not if they aint gonna speak up imma speak up cuz thats my cousin
i dunno maybe i guess imma be a no nonsense type of father...i cant see me lying bout some santa...imma jus be like look every dec 25th u get cashed out with gifts cuz yo parents love you and you remember that shit when you become a teenager, cuz come 16 yo ass gettin a job cuzz
she used to scream at the family dinner table
like its thanksgiving full table of food and shed YELL "I WANT PIZZA! I WANT PIZZA!"
and her rich spoiled ass fuckin parents w hollywood money would just go get her the pizza
but man i wasnt having that shit, i made her cry hella times, but to me its for the best, you cant be doin that shit...give a fuck if its my kid or not if they aint gonna speak up imma speak up cuz thats my cousin
i dunno maybe i guess imma be a no nonsense type of father...i cant see me lying bout some santa...imma jus be like look every dec 25th u get cashed out with gifts cuz yo parents love you and you remember that shit when you become a teenager, cuz come 16 yo ass gettin a job cuzz
i hate when people act like everybody should get married and have kids once they reach a certain age. that's bs.
i for damn sure don't want kids any time in the next 10 years, maybe not ever... and i think marriage for the most part is a joke.
i could get into a whole rant but it's not like anybody really cares...
[/cool story sis]
i for damn sure don't want kids any time in the next 10 years, maybe not ever... and i think marriage for the most part is a joke.
i could get into a whole rant but it's not like anybody really cares...
[/cool story sis]
I never thought I'd get married and marriage definitely ain't for everyone. My dad's been married 4 times, marriage ain't for him. I wouldn't want Syko Sam having kids either.
However, I've knocked my wife up 4 times and we just celebrated our 4 year wedding anniversary. We didn't get down til we got married so you can do the math but we lost 2 to miscarriage. It's still tough and that's been 3 years ago since the last time it happened. Kids are a wonderful blessing and they have greatly enriched my life.
However, I've knocked my wife up 4 times and we just celebrated our 4 year wedding anniversary. We didn't get down til we got married so you can do the math but we lost 2 to miscarriage. It's still tough and that's been 3 years ago since the last time it happened. Kids are a wonderful blessing and they have greatly enriched my life.