Is it just me......

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Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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or is the Open House (and the sicc in general) not the same without Mustynutz?? Hopefully he is done hobnobbin in Denver with the like of Playa Rae and John Elway soon and graces us with his wit and humor again soon!


Come On Home, Musty!!!!
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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I am gonna write a book focker.........Ita a tell all expose about a statutory rapin, unmotivated DJ who wastes all his talent drinkin vodka, poppin pills, and dreamin about Italian Sandwiches!!!
 

Arson

Long live the KING!!!!
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Da6Footah said:
I am gonna write a book focker.........Ita a tell all expose about a statutory rapin, unmotivated DJ who wastes all his talent drinkin vodka, poppin pills, and dreamin about Italian Sandwiches!!!
Damn thats a TELL all i know ill be reading.
 
Jun 27, 2002
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damn i gotta get that book...

Dana I'll be home soon baby...keep it tight for daddy and tell shea he cant get no more time till i get back...and have my weed rolled and ready to smoke when you pick me up and the station....and i'll drive so you can give me some love on the freeway...you know Im miss you baby.


NAMBLA convention was aiight...followed some leads and sure enough..Found an Ice Cream Truck with Slowpoke driving, come to find out Mark 7 was in the back peekin thru a peephole and video tapin the children...they caught them on I-35 with a ice cream truck fulla kiddie porn, and Cbrennan ridin shotgun


and we got the court documents on Humboldt High's encounter at Neverland Ranch with Michael Jackson...the documents mght have been sealed but we still got them, they'll be up on Smokingun.com soon as I get back

Excert from Court transcripts dated Jun 11th, 2001

" Mr. Jackson invited me to the ranch and insisted I sleep in his "Play Room" with him. He would give me "Jesus's Magic Pills" and make me drink "Jesus Juice"...after that I felt real tired and sleepy, when I woke up I was in a lot of pain and couldn't ride the roller coaster cause my poopy hole hurt bad, I had a funny taste in my mouth and Mikey said it was the Jesus juice...He liked when I called him Mikey...after that i went home and Mommy said Mikey sent us a whole bunch of money not to talk to the press about him, cause he's a private person"


man its cold as fuck...we got a high today of 35 fuckin degrees....35 degrees....but i got me a 17 year old in the closet that just about ready to take out....now where did I put that damn ether....
 
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those is my ancestors nuts man...King Behemoth Scrotumus from the land of Mustasia...in Southern Africa and Fiji. My family comes from a line of warriors and kings, and we were granted this power by the size of our sacks....the larger the sac, the more power and wisdom you posessed.






I am the last of a dying breed....Prince Mustynutz J. Skunkdix of the Mustasian tribe of Souther Africa....

but ya'll can just call me musty.....