If you were another race for a day....

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Jun 13, 2002
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Name that race and what you would do.


Saw this on another forum, I'm not tryna bring up racial shit just funny stereotypes :cool:.



If You Were Asian For A Day......id wake up at 4 am, take a shower and beat my freakishly small penis in the shower, get out and put on my gangsta clothes, because being a rich asian in the suburbs is so hard then id think about how cool jin is, and how hes startin a revolution for the asian community then go to the table which is 5 inches from the ground, sit on a small pillow, use chopsticks to eat my bland tastin noodles, praise my mom for makin such a nice meal, talk to my parents very politely about how what im goin to do today, finish eatin, go to the arcade and play DDR all day, beating everysingle person there, then go back home and beat my freakishly small dick to pictures off francine dee, go outside, take my honda to an auto show, because ive suped it up so good i think i can win, on the drive there, im blastin 2pac, because he perfectly personifies the struggle of the modern asian, id stay there for the rest of the day, come back home, and do homework all night, and go to sleep

If I was Mexican for a day. Id wake up and say hello to all the people in the house "Hello Jose,Juan,Pepe,Lupe,Mary,Jesus,Rorberto, Carlos,Margret, Abuelo, Abuela and the pequito Muchachos.Id eat a breakfast burrito and drink 2 Coronas then start my day. hop in my beat up truck with my lawnmower and ride around and go to some house and start mowing his lawn and he didnt even hire me i just mow it and tell him he got to "pay me" and that all the english i know..and when he dont pay me i just break into his house and steal a Tv...then i drive while i drink 3 more cornas and i hit a dude and i dont have insurance and i act like i dont speak english...so they deport me back to Mexico and all i do is just jump in the back of 18 wheeler to take me back to the states and get back home..to do it all again the next day.
 
Nov 14, 2002
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I'd like to be asian so my hair would always look perfect and I could pick up any instrument and master it, then draw the greatest anime ever and also kick your ass at some random video game at home, then draw a crowd at nathans playing dance dance revolution, all in the same day. Oh and I'd also have the hottest car on the street and still have the money to buy your lease off the next day just because I think you're a prick.
 
Jun 27, 2002
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I WOULD WANT TO BE PHILIPINO...
i'd wake up in Daly City to the smell of the Rice cooker making breakfast....my name would be Jun Jun, i'd have peroxidized hair and nothing but bangs that i slick back....I'd have 5 burnmarks on my ;left arm and RPB tatted on the right, i'd get ready for work, buyt would have to wait for the 13 other relatives i live with to finish in the bathroom....i;d enjoy my breakfast of Balut and Blood pudding, pack my lunch with spaghetti made with hot dogs and corn.
Go to work at Serramonte in my lowered geo metro with the 2 foot spoiler and " FOGTOWN OUTLAWZ RACING " in HUGE letter across my windshield and 90 different racing logos on my car...of course if would have nitrous and i'd pull up to everyone and once they hear my annoyin ass muffler they will no its time to race

and i'll roll wit all my firend back to the mall after work....36 deep to go get some Hot dog on a stick cause my cousin works there too and we get da hook up....after that i'd go back home and see if i get to sleep on the bad or the floor that night since there only 3 beds in my room and 11 people stay in there. Eat my dinner of Rice and blood pudding and some adobo....watch Digimon, hop on AOL and TyPe LiKe ThIs CaUsE It MaKeS iT LoOk TiTe....AnD HoOk Up wIt ThE FoInE PiNaYs OnLiNe. the next day my mom will take the Benz out and go downtown, park, get out and collect cans for 1/2 the day while my father smokes shaboo all day

then i'll join a Laos Crip gang in the TL....




maybe the next day I'll be a White guy....wake up in Millbrae with my wife, dog and a white house with a picket fence...then the bitch dissapears the day before X-mas....the same day i go on my fishing trip....
 
Dec 2, 2002
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that's why i had to say sumthin
that and im a lil too high in the lab today n im gettin a lil paranoid so im tryin to keep typin alot
OH SHIT I GOT RESIN ON THE KEYBOARD

fuck i smoked way too much to be on campus today
(proly cause i turned 22 today n im goin FUCKING CRAZY)
 
Apr 25, 2002
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LMAO @ the asians.

Speaking of that when I was in Reno a few months ago I swear to god there was like 11 Asians piled up in a compact car bumpin 2Pac and the license plate said 2Pac4Eva (or something very similar)
 
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MizeryU said:
that's why i had to say sumthin
that and im a lil too high in the lab today n im gettin a lil paranoid so im tryin to keep typin alot
OH SHIT I GOT RESIN ON THE KEYBOARD

fuck i smoked way too much to be on campus today
(proly cause i turned 22 today n im goin FUCKING CRAZY)

Dude....someones watching you....everyones out to get you.....they see you...they're gonna come for you, that resi is gonna fuck up ya whole computer and start a fire in the middle of the night....