Name that race and what you would do.
Saw this on another forum, I'm not tryna bring up racial shit just funny stereotypes
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Saw this on another forum, I'm not tryna bring up racial shit just funny stereotypes
If You Were Asian For A Day......id wake up at 4 am, take a shower and beat my freakishly small penis in the shower, get out and put on my gangsta clothes, because being a rich asian in the suburbs is so hard then id think about how cool jin is, and how hes startin a revolution for the asian community then go to the table which is 5 inches from the ground, sit on a small pillow, use chopsticks to eat my bland tastin noodles, praise my mom for makin such a nice meal, talk to my parents very politely about how what im goin to do today, finish eatin, go to the arcade and play DDR all day, beating everysingle person there, then go back home and beat my freakishly small dick to pictures off francine dee, go outside, take my honda to an auto show, because ive suped it up so good i think i can win, on the drive there, im blastin 2pac, because he perfectly personifies the struggle of the modern asian, id stay there for the rest of the day, come back home, and do homework all night, and go to sleep
If I was Mexican for a day. Id wake up and say hello to all the people in the house "Hello Jose,Juan,Pepe,Lupe,Mary,Jesus,Rorberto, Carlos,Margret, Abuelo, Abuela and the pequito Muchachos.Id eat a breakfast burrito and drink 2 Coronas then start my day. hop in my beat up truck with my lawnmower and ride around and go to some house and start mowing his lawn and he didnt even hire me i just mow it and tell him he got to "pay me" and that all the english i know..and when he dont pay me i just break into his house and steal a Tv...then i drive while i drink 3 more cornas and i hit a dude and i dont have insurance and i act like i dont speak english...so they deport me back to Mexico and all i do is just jump in the back of 18 wheeler to take me back to the states and get back home..to do it all again the next day.