If you were a Serial Killer thread

[TaxMan]

Name of the thread explains it all. If you were a serial killer, what would you do?

Be creative!





Me: I think I'd do something like, murder people and cut off their nipples and assholes. Over time I'd form a whole outfit out of the nipples and assholes by sowing them together. After I formed a whole suit, I'd turn myself into the police (wearing the outfit). I think I need to involve a jar of urine in there some where...

 

[Spooky 1987]

I'm not telling none of yall shit. That's self incrimination at it's best.

 

[Homeless J]

Spooky would craft a panda suit with a mullet wig stapled on its head and kill people while wearing it.

 

[TaxMan]

It would actually be a real dead panda he skinned though...

 

[Spooky 1987]

I would. I wished i could murder a bear cuz then I'd wear that bitch like a full body suit. No joke. Like some pajamas or some shit.

 

[TaxMan]

That would actually be pretty fucking fresh...

 

[TaxMan]

This thread is kinda disappointing... Where the fuck are all the weirdos at?

 

[retic87]

I'm not telling none of yall shit. That's self incrimination at it's best.

i agree.

 

[daluvlymel]

totally agree..i wouldnt go here neither..

 

[Spooky 1987]

Haha. i just scared yall outta it.

 

[TaxMan]

Haha. i just scared yall outta it.

Thanks for raping a possible classic thread.

 

[Defy]

I would only stalk the 24 hour safeways with a 10 inch blade in my right hand, concealed with my long sleeve covering it.....




.......then I'd creep to aisle 3........




........walk up slowly.....







........then reveal my blade and go to work, stabbing as many as I can see.....










.....their insides will be all over the floor.....








......captain crunch gets it first.......

 

[Spooky 1987]

Clever...

 

[MsKomatoze]

poor captain!

 

[Defy]

^so yeah, here it is november, and your titties photos are nowhere to be found, what gives?

 

[MsKomatoze]

ah.. you are wrong.. there are titty pics in existence.. u just don't know where they are

 

[Defy]

GOOD GOD WOMAN THEN POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!

 

[MsKomatoze]

<----that way

 

[Defy]

GOD DAMMIT!!!! that requires so much effort of clicking and reading and looking and shit like that.....it would just be easier for you to point me in the right direction......so I can point in the upwards direction :cheeky:

 

[Defy]

unless you meant PM you for tittie pics.....in that case, I can expend that much effort, you're worth it babe!