LoL tha other day I Farted like 3 secs. before I skeeted. Shit was hella funny,Felt hella weird tho. My lady didnt hear it tho, told her after I skeeted and she was dying.
...sometimes when I'm fuckin I get the urge to fart...if i can get away with letting it go, I will...but holdin that shit in goes against the laws of nature and shit...shouldn't you be completely relaxed when you're fucking?