I Shaved My Head Bald - Now I Look Gay

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NOSTRIL KING

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I'm losing my hair so I said fuck it and took a razor to my head. I'm real for that unlike you fags who just get hairplugs or comb taht shit over. I ain't no punk.

So I shaved my head like a real gangsta would do, but now I look like a fag. I got no hair on my face so now this gay ass armadillo came up running across the street cuz he thought I was his gay soulmate. That shit ain't coo.

So after I got raped by the armadillo I had to wash all the blood off my dickie prison suit (cuz that's what real niggas wear) and I had to sew my asshole shut because that nigga was horny again.

After all that shit I was like damn what kind of facial hair goes good with a bald head? Don't gimme no answer like a gay ass goatee - I look like goldberg when i do that. and no "wear a french-a moustachiooooooooooo" -

COME OWN
 
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lol @ this post.. i was like WTF the Nostril Kings Back! (TNKB) fool was off the wall.. always IMing me.. he was coo though, lol.