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NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

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The filipino dude at work identifies himself as asian, i cant imagine why filipinos wouldnt....

Q: What did the Japanese couple name their retarded kid?
A: Sum-Ting Wong

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw silverware downstairs "ching, ping, ting"

Q: What do you call a fat chinaman?
A: A Chunk.
 
NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

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2-0-Sixx said:
You tell me if Manny Pacquiao looks like Bruce Lee or not


I'm just sayin....
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maybe if bruce lee was constipated...

Q: What do you call 2 asians in a Charger?
A: The Gooks of Hazard

Q: Why is there no DisneyLand in China?
A: Nobodys tall enough for the good rides.

Q: What do asian men do during an erection?
A: They go and vote.

Q: Why can't europeans have chinese kids?
A: Because 2 whites don't make a Wong.
 
NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

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Q: How do you know if you've been robbed by a Chinaman?
A: Your homeworks done, your computer is uprgraded, but the fuckers still trying to back your car out the driveway.

Q: How do you blindfold and asian?
A: With dental floss.
 
Gas One

Gas One

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you dumb nigga lumpiya is the one

and ponset

lumpiya is better than regular egg rolls, you cop a regular egg roll and be like wtf is this shit? i want that deep fried goodness

the cool thing about asians is theres always rice in a fucking rice cooker, and i like rice too, ill pilfer the fuck out of a asians rice pot cuz i know they got a fucking 200 pound bag in the pantry

200 pou bag of rii straii from philipiii
 
jr916

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this asian broads dad had a rossi jug in the corner of the living room wasnt no carlo tho, next to the lil temple thing.....all i remeber is coming home to days later and puking up sticky rice for days............i dont know what the fuck we was drinkin
 
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Gas One said:
you dumb nigga lumpiya is the one

and ponset

lumpiya is better than regular egg rolls, you cop a regular egg roll and be like wtf is this shit? i want that deep fried goodness

the cool thing about asians is theres always rice in a fucking rice cooker, and i like rice too, ill pilfer the fuck out of a asians rice pot cuz i know they got a fucking 200 pound bag in the pantry

200 pou bag of rii straii from philipiii
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Lumpia hella good, my friend's mom put me onto that when I was younger.
 
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