This filipino guy at work and I were telling asian jokes today, and I realized that asians are THE best race to make fun of, what are your favorite asian jokes?
This is mine:
Q: What did the asian man with an erection say when he walked into the wall?
A: Ow, my nose!
I dont want anyone to get butt-hurt over any jokes this is meant in fun...
A man lets call him bob was going out with a chinese
girl named Ping. Ping couldnt speak a word of english
and anyway one night Bob was fucking Ping shouted out "HARGER"
bob thought this meant harder so he started fucking her harder.
Again she shouted out "HARGER" bob was surprized and started
fucking her harder again. Now ping was roaring "HARGER"
"HARGER" "HARGER!!!!". Bob fucked her with all his might and
when he reached his orgasm she again shouted "HARGER". she
looked very angry and rolled over and went to sleep.
The next morning Bob was playing golf with ping's brother
Pong (who could speak english). Bob teed off but made a mess of
his shot and hit it way off target. Pong said "HARGER". Bob
asked Pong what this meant and Pong said "Wrong Hole".
another:
A man suspects his wife of cheating on him. So, to find out he
hires a Chinese detective to spy on her. It turns out he's
right. The Chinese detective follows his wife and a man to a
restaurant. Then they drove to a hotel. He follows them there
and climbs up a tree so he can see into their room. This whole
time he has been taking notes, so he takes more while watching
them in the room. He writes: "He kiss she, she kiss he. He
undress she, she undress he. He touch she, she touch he. He play
with she, she play with he, I play with me and fall out of tree."
one more:
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all you crose.” The woman did as she was told. “Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.” Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.” So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?”
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.”
