i need yall help (car people read)

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Jan 19, 2003
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yo so i called in sick to work today saying my car isnt starting. Im going to have to call back later today and let them know what exactly it was and that i wont be into to work until tommorow. Whats something that could get fixed in a day but make it so my car wont start......thanks i really really apperciate it.
 
Jun 27, 2002
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shit there a millions thangs ......you coulda ran outta gas, it could be ya starter, a dead battery....a loose cable....bad ignition....lol

Exactly what is ya car doing when it doesnt start....is the engine tryin to start and not turning over......do you get any power when you turn the key...(lights)....do you have gas...?
did you leave your lights on last night...?


need more info man....
 
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oh nah my car is running fine. i just need an excuse to give my work when i call back. cause they are expecting me to call back and tell them what was wrong with my car.....so i need to know something that takes a day to fix. Like a battery or starter isnt a good excuse cause you can fix those in like a hour.
 
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your transmission went out.....

just tell them the shop was hella busy and your car was the last one of they day....just tell them they told you to pick it up tomorrow morning

I once told my job a skunk had sprayed me the night before and i didnt think it was a good idea to come in....they assured me it was ok to take the day off....cmon who want to smell skunk all day....

or tell them that your next door neighbors house was surrounded by swat team agents cause the guy took his wife hostage and you cant leave the house.....


man theye a million things you could say to them

tell them your entire electical system had to be rewired ...that takes about a day...tell them you installed the wrong battery and shorted the system....sounds believable, unless you work a garage...
 
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bay_dezinz said:
oh nah my car is running fine. i just need an excuse to give my work when i call back. cause they are expecting me to call back and tell them what was wrong with my car.....so i need to know something that takes a day to fix. Like a battery or starter isnt a good excuse cause you can fix those in like a hour.

Tell them you're fuel pump went bad, and the place you took it had to order it, and it's not arriving till later on in the evening.
 

Ry

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  • Ry

    Ry

The greatest lies are the simplest ones. Dont go into detail with your work all they need to know is your car wouldnt start.

Take it from me the George Costanza of BART.
 
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haha good lookin yall. Yeah i feel you on keeping the excuses short. Thing is ive missed alot of work lately so its getting harder and harder to come up with excuses everytimje................whats funny is i put so much effort into comin up with a excuse and they proally know damn well im just lazy.