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Dana Dane

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:classic: The new target commercial with Sir Mix A Lot is the funniest shit I have ever heard. Please someone, rip that and post the MP3!!!
 

Dana Dane

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I wonder what's next?? My Posse's At WalMart??

I can just hear it....

Me and Kid Sensation, shoppin for our home,
We need bargain prices for a cordless phone....
 
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Me and Kid Sensation, shoppin for our home,
We need bargain prices for a cordless phone....

"rollin wit my posse...its time to get ill....heard walmart gotta sale and they givin great deals"
riverside & broadway, Target's on the left /
gotta get Listerine for my bad ass breath



LOL


nothing is more disgusting than the Rakim "don't sweat the technique" Target commercial.

BLASPHEMY I TELL YOU!!

Just as bad as MC Lyte's old navy commercial.

Please give to our out of work hip hop stars. Your 39 cents a day can by 'dro and henny for people like these so they don't have to sell their souls to corporate america.
 
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Roxy said:
I saw this commercial last night and couldn't believe it. Is nothing sacred any more?
they are raping hip hop!!!!

that damn hootie & the blowfish burger king commercial, and the Rappin' fruity pebbles commercial are some of the worst, too.
 
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BETO916 said:
riverside & broadway, Target's on the left /
gotta get Listerine for my bad ass breath
My girl blew me a kiss, she said I was the best
shes lookin mighty freaky in her blue Walmart vest,
the closer that we get, the crazier I feel
my posse's at Walmart, its time for some deals

MY POSSE'S AT WALMART... POSSE UP!
 
Jun 27, 2002
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"Cruzin' Broadway and my wheels spin slow--
rollin on up to Walmart is the only way to go --
They had some many sales, I couldnt believe my eyes
I tried to fit all in the car but i had no room inside--
i put my bags in the trunk, we put them on the hood--
I bought a buncha junk buts its all to the good
The bill is bettin bigger, and i still need me some sneak's
Gotta buy upall i can cause the sale ends next week"


m,an we wastin our time...someone get a walmart advertising rep to register on siccness....Im copywriting this shit
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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What about Hammer...

Our Our Our Our Prices are, so low,
Make you spend, all yo dough,
thank you, for shoppin here,
We got deals on cold cold beer
 
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HAMMER HAMMER, I AM, HAMMER; WAL MARTS THE SHIT
BEEN ROLLIN BACK SINCE EIGHTY-SIX
HELLA CHEAP PRICES GOT ME BACK FOR THE FIX
GOTTA RESPECT; THEY OPENED THE DOORS
I HIT UP EVERy WAL MART WHEN IM ON TOUR
30 MILLION DOLLARS IM BOUND TO SPEND MORE
ITS HOT NOW, BUT WAIT TIL I HIT UP THE STORE
JUST GO TO WALMART, AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
ROLL BACK PRICES GETTIN HOT LETS GET IT STARTED
 
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SOAK::GAME said:
this reminds me of what chris rock said

"shit, rick james was rich... one minute you're singing super freak, the next minute you're doing old navy commercials. give it to me baby... give me corduroys!"
most def!!

you know they had to wait before he passed away before they raped his catalogue, he NEVER would have approved of that.
 
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mustynutz said:
"Cruzin' Broadway and my wheels spin slow--
rollin on up to Walmart is the only way to go --
They had some many sales, I couldnt believe my eyes
I tried to fit all in the car but i had no room inside--
i put my bags in the trunk, we put them on the hood--
I bought a buncha junk buts its all to the good
The bill is bettin bigger, and i still need me some sneak's
Gotta buy upall i can cause the sale ends next week"
Rollin wit my posse, we're gettin kinda bored,
so I took the whole damn posse to the Walmart store.
We dont walk inside like criminals, we walk like fequent buyers,
my homeboy Kid Sensation went to go look at some tires.
Majaraji's on the other side looking at the sneaks,
he sees the Rollback prices and his wallet gets weak
Larry is the white guy, lookin hella bummy,
all his shit's on layaway cause he doesnt got no money.