I just escaped a DUI

[Meta4iCAL]

congrats man

 

[damng]

are you new to san diego or something? what the fuck were you doing driving downtown?

heres a tip:

park RIGHT NEXT TO THE POLICE STATION on 12th.
or i think it is

you might say 'wtf?' but trust me, your chances on getting stopped is slim to none, and all the freeways are a block away.

no cop stops anyone who parts right next to the police station. its too bold of a move for cops to pick up on, and cops dont patrol as soon as they get out of a station. they tend to go to specific spots and have they mind on that.

just an idea.

me and the homies from the mechanic school in downtown off F, 2 blocks away from the pig station, used to smoke in that student parking behind the school, but infront of the station. they could have just looked down from the building an seen us...but like gas said, no one looks right under their nose for shit. shit, i get talked to by the pigs more on the front steps of my house than i do in downtown for chief'n.

 

[jr916]

damn booboo you and bombudd got the po po shook down there.....yall's is a regular thelma and loiuse

 

[I AM]

if you escaped a DUI then you were drunk.

Either you were or weren't. Either they were going to let you go cause you weren't drunk, or you escaped a DUI.

Not both. Ya fuckin dolt.

 

[MobMuzic707]

damn i swear that shit said JUST COULD HE CLOUD...i look back n its COULD. damn...i dont think ill ever be the same

 

[POLTERGEIST]

i wish i was as lucky as u...was no where near drunk and got popped...its bullshit i tell ya...but i had it coming i guess.

 

[gabe559]

man i thought you were going to say that you drove all drunk and managed to get away.

 

[gabe559]

drunk after one budlight

 

[Jack Tracks]

I was driving home.. went past home to swang a couple donoughts in my siht (right down the block) on the corner of El Cajon blvd and 55th st. In this lil parkin lot for the barber shop... As soon as a get in there and hit the fuckin gas I see a cop crusin west bound. Automatically I was like fuck bout to go to jail, there was no tryn to get way I was mid donought as he already has the lights on.. So Im literally 200 ft. from the crib I go ahead and pull in right in front of the house..

 

[Jack Tracks]

Dude comes up to the window askin for woopty woop.. Yadda show him proof i live there. Asks where we been told him we went to get burritos. Gave me a few tests I failed misserably (was drinkin since 245 pm this happend at 130 am) said u really live here? yea.. let me go..

feelin so lucky tho.. 4 real I thought it was cookies..

now obviously I was beein a dipshit tryin to swing em, past shitfaced, but still I feel lucky as fuck and thankful Hate deelin with the police.. HAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Jack Tracks]

Moral of the story. Drive like granny when ur loaded, which I usualy do, I was just juiced with bitches in my ear.