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azryda420

azryda420

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I still can't believe it.

I paid for 12 dollars in gas at a chevron today with cash inside. I then went out side and started pumping it and the meter hit the 12 dollar mark and stopped counting. Well, I went to pull the nozzle out and the handle was still clamped, because I always let the last little bit go in my tank. And it was still sprayin gas. I was like wtf? I looked twice again and it clearly stopped at 12 bucks, but gas was still goin' in my tank. It was going pretty slow. Actually really slow. So I just acted like I was washin' my windows and checkin my oil and shit and 15 minutes later I had a full tank of gas.

Fucking score.

Next time I need gas I'm gonna only do like 2 bucks. Even if it has yellow tape on the pump and says out of service. I'll tell them I have ocd and can only use pumps numbered "4" hahahhaha.
 
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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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TODAY SOME DUMB BITCH GOT MAD CUZ I SWOOPED ON HER TANK, SHE TRIED TO SAY SHE WAS WAITING THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT I SEEN HER DRIVE CLEAR ACROSS THE LOT AND TRY TO BACK IN THE SPOT


SO SHE STARTS CUSSING ME OUT AND I WAS LIKE "BITCH YOU BETTER GET OUT MY FUCKIN FACE BEFORE I SLAP YOUR WILDERBEAST LOOKIN ASS" AND SHE GOT IN HER CAR...

THEN SHE WAS LIKE "U BETTER HOPE I DONT HIT YOUR CAR" IM LIKE "I WISH YOU WOULD HIT MY CAR BTICH ILL SLAP THE SHIT OUT UR UGLY ASS"


LOL AND THE SAME SHIT HAS HAPPENED AT THE SAME PLACE ONCE BEFORE
 
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J.COLOMBO

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rose town ryda said:
TODAY SOME DUMB BITCH GOT MAD CUZ I SWOOPED ON HER TANK, SHE TRIED TO SAY SHE WAS WAITING THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT I SEEN HER DRIVE CLEAR ACROSS THE LOT AND TRY TO BACK IN THE SPOT


SO SHE STARTS CUSSING ME OUT AND I WAS LIKE "BITCH YOU BETTER GET OUT MY FUCKIN FACE BEFORE I SLAP YOUR WILDERBEAST LOOKIN ASS" AND SHE GOT IN HER CAR...

THEN SHE WAS LIKE "U BETTER HOPE I DONT HIT YOUR CAR" IM LIKE "I WISH YOU WOULD HIT MY CAR BTICH ILL SLAP THE SHIT OUT UR UGLY ASS"


LOL AND THE SAME SHIT HAS HAPPENED AT THE SAME PLACE ONCE BEFORE
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homosexuals talk to women like that.
 
azryda420

azryda420

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650Ubeezy said:
the real question is, what were you doing only puttin $12 worth of gas in your empty tank?

nah im jk, i wish i could get free gas.
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Well, I don't drive alot. I carpool to work with a friend. And I drive a honda accord and 3 and half gallons of gas will actually last me like 2 weeks. Everything I need is near me within a block and when I go out on the weekends I'm always in a friends car. And I'm not too wealthy hahah

But yeah, 12 bucks in gas aint much. I'm sittin with a full tank now though. lol
 
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azryda420 said:
I still can't believe it.

I paid for 12 dollars in gas at a chevron today with cash inside. I then went out side and started pumping it and the meter hit the 12 dollar mark and stopped counting. Well, I went to pull the nozzle out and the handle was still clamped, because I always let the last little bit go in my tank. And it was still sprayin gas. I was like wtf? I looked twice again and it clearly stopped at 12 bucks, but gas was still goin' in my tank. It was going pretty slow. Actually really slow. So I just acted like I was washin' my windows and checkin my oil and shit and 15 minutes later I had a full tank of gas.

Fucking score.

Next time I need gas I'm gonna only do like 2 bucks. Even if it has yellow tape on the pump and says out of service. I'll tell them I have ocd and can only use pumps numbered "4" hahahhaha.
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dats sum shit jaja lucky u got a spot now but eventually they gon fix it
 
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650Ubeezy

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azryda420 said:
Well, I don't drive alot. I carpool to work with a friend. And I drive a honda accord and 3 and half gallons of gas will actually last me like 2 weeks. Everything I need is near me within a block and when I go out on the weekends I'm always in a friends car. And I'm not too wealthy hahah

But yeah, 12 bucks in gas aint much. I'm sittin with a full tank now though. lol
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well aren't u lucky lol...i just put a deposit on a impala at least i can put regular in that bitch...but you turn that shit on and you'll smell damn near 3 gallons burnin out in 3 minutes...
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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650Ubeezy said:
he has a point tho. why you gettin hella mad at some female for?
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CUZ SHE CAME AT ME LIKE SOME KIND OF RAGING BITCH AND STARTED CUSSING AT ME, WTF WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? SHE STARTED COMIN AT ME OUTTA POCKET AND TRYNA CALL ME NAMES N SHIT.

IM NOT AN ASSHOLE, IF SHE WOULD ASKED NICELY I WOULDA GLADLY MOVED FOR HER
 
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650Ubeezy

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rose town ryda said:
CUZ SHE CAME AT ME LIKE SOME KIND OF RAGING BITCH AND STARTED CUSSING AT ME, WTF WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? SHE STARTED COMIN AT ME OUTTA POCKET AND TRYNA CALL ME NAMES N SHIT.

IM NOT AN ASSHOLE, IF SHE WOULD ASKED NICELY I WOULDA GLADLY MOVED FOR HER
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just tell her to calm the fuck down and that you were there first. not that you're gonna slap the fuck out of her when you know that's not whats gonna go down.
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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650Ubeezy said:
just tell her to calm the fuck down and that you were there first. not that you're gonna slap the fuck out of her when you know that's not whats gonna go down.
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WELL IT IS WAT IT IS... SHE CUSSED AT ME AND TALKED SHIT TO ME AND I DID IT BACK, ITS NOTHIN. LOL I WASNT GONA SLAP HER LOL I DONT GET DOWN LIKE THAT

LET ME ASK YOU WHAT WOULD U DO IF SOM BITCH CAME AT U TALKIN "U STUPID ASS MUTHAFUCKIN BITCH WITH NO CLASS, ASS HOLE"? U PROBABLY DO THE SAME THANG
 
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rose town ryda said:
TODAY SOME DUMB BITCH GOT MAD CUZ I SWOOPED ON HER TANK, SHE TRIED TO SAY SHE WAS WAITING THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT I SEEN HER DRIVE CLEAR ACROSS THE LOT AND TRY TO BACK IN THE SPOT


SO SHE STARTS CUSSING ME OUT AND I WAS LIKE "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH BEFO' I GO OVER THERE AND STICK MY DICK IN YO GAS TANK" AND SHE GOT IN HER CAR...

THEN SHE WAS LIKE "U BETTER HOPE I DONT HIT YOUR CAR" IM LIKE "I WISH YOU WOULD HIT MY CAR BTICH ILL SLAP THE SHIT OUT UR UGLY ASS"


LOL AND THE SAME SHIT HAS HAPPENED AT THE SAME PLACE ONCE BEFORE
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Same thing happened to me about a month ago, I hate bitches like that.
 
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650Ubeezy

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rose town ryda said:
WELL IT IS WAT IT IS... SHE CUSSED AT ME AND TALKED SHIT TO ME AND I DID IT BACK, ITS NOTHIN. LOL I WASNT GONA SLAP HER LOL I DONT GET DOWN LIKE THAT

LET ME ASK YOU WHAT WOULD U DO IF SOM BITCH CAME AT U TALKIN "U STUPID ASS MUTHAFUCKIN BITCH WITH NO CLASS, ASS HOLE"? U PROBABLY DO THE SAME THANG
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lol...like i do with everyone gettin in my face, i would tell her to calm the fuck down and stop yellin at me twice, and if she continued then i really would slap her without a warning...

second650 said:
swoop me in your impala....
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you sure you ready? lol you know i don't play games im ridin big body.
 
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