On top of havin a noisy ass place to live in with all the construction goin on daily for the last 7 of 10 years ive lived here, i got THIS shit to deal with.
730 in the motherfuckin morning 3 or 4 diff cars drivin around the complex honking their horns every 10 fuckin seconds.
So, i get up and say fuck it. Ima have a meeting with 1 of these cocksuckers. I dunno if its a prank, or were on punked, but somebody gonna hear from me.
Its some bitch. So i flag her down, "WTF ARE YOU DOING"??
"IM sorry sir but were trying to get the people who havent moved their cars from their spaces to move them so we dont have to tow them, were working on the lot soon Im sure youve seen the fliers."
So i says REAL calmly, almost as if i think the shits ok:
"ohh, so youre honking youre horns for the people who havent moved their cars or theyre gonna get towed"??
"yes sir exactly".
Now, not so calm:
"AT 745 IN THE MORNING???? TOW THEIR FUCKING CARS AND QUIT HONKIN YOUR FUCKIN HORNS".
she drives off....like real fuckin fast.
she leaves. so theres another guy, honkin his fuckin horn. I take the hugest orange out of my pocket, (yeah, i had a fuckin orange, i was STRAPPED) and threw it at the truck and he leaves.
MAN FUCK THEIR CARS. Just tow the bitch ass things and get on with it you dumb bitches.........the fuck is honking youre horns gonna do except wake us the fuck up? KNOCK ON THEIR DOORS.
Its after 8am, and the cars aint moved at all.
FUUUUUUCKIN IDIOTS.
730 in the motherfuckin morning 3 or 4 diff cars drivin around the complex honking their horns every 10 fuckin seconds.
So, i get up and say fuck it. Ima have a meeting with 1 of these cocksuckers. I dunno if its a prank, or were on punked, but somebody gonna hear from me.
Its some bitch. So i flag her down, "WTF ARE YOU DOING"??
"IM sorry sir but were trying to get the people who havent moved their cars from their spaces to move them so we dont have to tow them, were working on the lot soon Im sure youve seen the fliers."
So i says REAL calmly, almost as if i think the shits ok:
"ohh, so youre honking youre horns for the people who havent moved their cars or theyre gonna get towed"??
"yes sir exactly".
Now, not so calm:
"AT 745 IN THE MORNING???? TOW THEIR FUCKING CARS AND QUIT HONKIN YOUR FUCKIN HORNS".
she drives off....like real fuckin fast.
she leaves. so theres another guy, honkin his fuckin horn. I take the hugest orange out of my pocket, (yeah, i had a fuckin orange, i was STRAPPED) and threw it at the truck and he leaves.
MAN FUCK THEIR CARS. Just tow the bitch ass things and get on with it you dumb bitches.........the fuck is honking youre horns gonna do except wake us the fuck up? KNOCK ON THEIR DOORS.
Its after 8am, and the cars aint moved at all.
FUUUUUUCKIN IDIOTS.