HOW WILL YOU DIE???
- Thread starter Little Daz
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Congratulations, You will...
Burn to Death
(you have 6 years and 14 days to live, from the date you read this)
During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum.
wtf? ..lol..
Burn to Death
(you have 6 years and 14 days to live, from the date you read this)
During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum.
wtf? ..lol..
Be Murdered
(you have 2 years 6 months and 13 days to live, from the date you read this)
Getting shot in the back while getting a quick 20 out of the ATM, then being dragged to a strange mans apartment where he disembowels you and slowly eats you over the course of a year isn't the most glamorous way to die, but at least you were dressed to impress... bling bling
ouch
(you have 2 years 6 months and 13 days to live, from the date you read this)
Getting shot in the back while getting a quick 20 out of the ATM, then being dragged to a strange mans apartment where he disembowels you and slowly eats you over the course of a year isn't the most glamorous way to die, but at least you were dressed to impress... bling bling
ouch
aranoid:
wow...i didnt expect this
Congratulations, You will...
Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats.
Congratulations, You will...
Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats.
Congratulations, You will...
Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats.
LMAO...I am gonna dieof lung or liver cancer...guaranteed!!!
Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats.
LMAO...I am gonna dieof lung or liver cancer...guaranteed!!!
I thought my pack a day habit was bad. Jeez......LOL @ crammin as many in as you can. I do that shit too.....smokin 4 ciggs on my lunch hour and shit.
I was thinkin about it one day......I can sit down and watch friends, and maybe smoke one cig during the show, but I can drive to Vacaville (which takes about 30 minutes) and I will smoke at least 3 or 4. I can't get in the car to pull it out of the driveway without firin one up!
I was thinkin about it one day......I can sit down and watch friends, and maybe smoke one cig during the show, but I can drive to Vacaville (which takes about 30 minutes) and I will smoke at least 3 or 4. I can't get in the car to pull it out of the driveway without firin one up!
Shea.....its all good, as long as you make sure she washes the sheets in between nights and you dont eat my damn food (3rd shelf in the fridge is off limits) we all good....
by the way....Does dana do that thing with you that she does with me...when she puts her legs behind her head and makes her.....uhhh....wait...maybe i should PM this.
by the way....Does dana do that thing with you that she does with me...when she puts her legs behind her head and makes her.....uhhh....wait...maybe i should PM this.
