How will you die? The Death Psychic

[Mr. Chronic]

After a long night at the bar, you stop to get gas on your way home. As you're filling the tank, your drunk friend in the passenger seat throws a lit cigarette out the window, sparking a massive fire which engulfs both you and the car. You're quickly turned into a human charcoal briquette.

Damn, that's crazy, I could hella see that happening...

 

[Cheaptimes]

While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat.


I guess Ill stay away from the field for awhile....

 

[Raider Rick]

While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.

 

[Meelo]

While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.

 

[MizeryMade]

Upset over the recent breakup with your girlfriend, you shoot her to death and then proceed to kill yourself.

 

[Little Daz]

While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

 

[Roxy]

Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape.

I'm fire phobic. Not what I wanted to see.

 

[eNeLoc]

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

 

[playboy ene]

An amputee overhears you as you snicker and make jokes about him. Enraged, he beats you to death with his prosthetic leg.

THAT$ MINE I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT WOULD HAPPEN. FUCK IT IT$ ALL IN FUN.

 

[SiccMadeLoc]

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.

 

[MysticMindz]

While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

 

[eff suckaz]

While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly.

 

[KALYN]

You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback.



Damn. Thats messed up..

 

[djsincere510]

murderd in cold blood....

 

[Cynical Demon]

While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper.


datz wat i got

ii got that one too

 

[T.C]

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

 

[Flossalini]

You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.

Ha ha I use to live by Scandia.

 

[J-Boeg]

wtf.........


After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants.

 

[BaSICCally]

You are fatally impaled by a confederate bayonet while attending a Civil War reenactment.

 

[HG800]

cancer