How to lose a girl in 1 day

[Mars]

Girl I just had sex with:
Her:You didnt give me anything for my birthday....
Me: yes I did... AIDS
Her: You gave me AIDS for my birthday?
Me: Yeah, Don't spread it all in one place

 

[ZombieGirl]

LMFAO. HAHAHHAHH. Werd!

 

[Homeless J]

"Hey girl, you know I'm on TV right"
"Really?"
"Yeah... I'm the guy riding the horse on the beach in the Valtrex commercials"

 

[XPL051v3]

"Hey girl, you know I'm on TV right"
"Really?"
"Yeah... I'm the guy riding the horse on the beach in the Valtrex commercials"

Hahahahahaha

 

[Homeless J]

"Hey you know all that advance money I had... well the record label took it back to recoup my budget."

 

[JackArtist510]

sounds like some shit from that movie Kids

 

[TaxMan]

Just got Patrick Bateman on her ass. Easy way to lose a bitch.

 

[EastBayDen]

That is like my uncle would give me a quarter and say "Don't spend it all in one place, I threw it at his car as he was leaving

 

[DFDoom]

Why would any of you want to lose a girl?

Most of you are pretty hard pressed to get any sort of vaginal action.

 

[DaKingSodomizer]

Why would any of you want to lose a girl?



Whining , Bitching , Never shutting the FUCK up , Get lazy with the pussy once they think they have the guy , Bitching, Whining , Never Shutting the FUCK up, Spend all your Money , and Bitching.

Those are just a few reasons

 

[DFDoom]

You tolerate that/ let it happen.

Your bad, my friend.

 

[Dirty Nappy]

Why would any of you want to lose a girl?



Get lazy with the pussy once they think they have the guy ,

Thats when hot 15 yr old neighbors come in handy.

 

[MsKomatoze]

They still bitch and whine and never shut the fuck up.. only in a higher annoying octave. Oh.. and you have to give them lunch money.


Honestly the only reason you have chicks that whine and bitch and does whatever else annoys you.. is because you pick the wrong kind of bitch...

 

[Defy]

hand her a bloody ring and say "I left my wife for you"

 

[MsKomatoze]

If someone did that for me.. i sure as hell wouldn't turn them down.. duh.. thats love.

 

[MsKomatoze]

even though that could someday be my finger on the chopping block.. but still.. its love

 

[Defy]

ehh, I forgot what forum I was posting in, I was confused by all the panda shit.

 

[MsKomatoze]

damn straight! You betta recanize!

 

[Defy]

here whispering sweet nothings would be to talk about how you wanna cut off a woman's hand and make her rub her pussy with it for forplay

 

[JesterMIR]

Honestly the only reason you have chicks that whine and bitch and does whatever else annoys you.. is because you pick the wrong kind of bitch...

Real recognizes real son.