How much do you tip?

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May 2, 2002
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djfreaks said:
really?
do you tip the fucker who rings up your slurpee?
do you tip the cable company? "thanks for having the review show of HEROES!"
the "fucker who rings up my slurpee" doesnt make 2.15 a fucking hour. Neither does the cable company, you cheap fuck. How would you like it if you busted your ass for some asshole customer, bring their greasy ass food, refilling their ice tea, acting like you enjoy their presence, and recieve no tip--something you DEPEND on to pay bills and live your life--at the end?

jesus fucking christ.. just because some guy in a tarentino flick makes some asinine comment about tipping servers, doesnt give you the right to prevent from poor sap from putting food on the table just cuz your cheap ass doesnt wanna dish out a 4 dollar tip.
 
Apr 16, 2003
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If you don't tip at a restaurant you're surely a cock sucker and are probably the most dreadful of customers. I was a waiter throughout school and it's pretty good cash but comes with a ton of bullshit. Not only do you get paid minimum wage, you get your tips taxed, so don't pitty the illegal alien dishwashers in the back that gets payed cash and sends his money back home. Also most places won't give you a rare steak because of liability issues, if you get sick you bet your ass you're going to file a lawsuit.

Fuck the teenagers that takeup tables and eat only one entree while drinking water.

Fuck the sunday after-flea-market crowds.

Fuck all you mother fuckers who like to modify the shit out of your order and tries to do bullshit substitutions. No sir, you cannot subsitute your lettuce for a side dish.

Now not tipping at places like subway or starbucks is acceptable but I usually leave the remaining coins from my change. They do not have to entertain or have the chance to make or break someones occasion like wedding receptions or birthdays.

Anyone watch the movie Waiting btw?
 

Nuttkase

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While I do feel what you are saying Likwid I'll be damned if I leave any tip to a bitch that comes up and says "what do you want", brings two out of three of us the wrong food and then tells us thats what we ordered she remembers us saying it (we got the right food after telling her for like 5mins that it wasn't correct), then takes 20 minutes to get me refill of soda after asking twice nicely and then doesn't even come over again the whole time me and my friends were there. Place only had my party and like 2 others in it and there were two other waitress's there too. I don't give a fuck if she was having the worst day of her life...fuck that bitch. Thats what happend at one of the places in Seattle that I was talking about.
 
Apr 26, 2002
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20%, but if the fuccer takes the order MENTALLY, without writing shit down, then 5% cuz 9 times outta 10, they're gonna fucc it up. i HATE that shit, they try to act professional by not writing it down, but they ALWAYS fucc it up. fold.
 

I AM

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Likwid said:
Anyone watch the movie Waiting btw?

That movie is fuckin hilarious. I use to be a busser and I got tips, but it usually wasn't shit. But you shouldn't be working at a job where you need tips if you're not going to make sure the customer is happy. Any attitude and the tip goes down automatically.
 

SLY

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Sixxness said:
That movie is fuckin hilarious. I use to be a busser and I got tips, but it usually wasn't shit. But you shouldn't be working at a job where you need tips if you're not going to make sure the customer is happy. Any attitude and the tip goes down automatically.
exactly. i remember a few months ago i was down in the la area eating at this olive garden and the waitress was being extra-fake. like " WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR TODAY??????" all cheezing that it was fake. she did it too everyone she served & when she left the table she took that big cheeze off her face. that shit annoys me when people try extra hard too be nice. wtf is u doin lady lol.
 

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I don't usually tip.. in Finland. That's because in here service charges are always included, so they get paid no matter if I tip or not, no job relies on tips here. If I'm abroad I tip something like 20%
 
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I tip well, but I also steal Tobasco Sauce and Ketchup from the table. As well as napkins that I keep in the glove compartment of my whippersnapper.