Hot sauce
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Yeah that insanity sauce is the hottest shit on earth lol.....
i believe its the same one my homie dared me to try when i was living down in Tucson.....
he had taken the label off the bottle but told me it was too hot for me to fucc with even just one drop.... i had just came out the kitchen with a fresh plate of Chile Colorado w/beans and spanish rice.....
so i told him "fucc it ill try it matter fact give me 4 drops of that shit"
he was like "hell nah you cant handle 4 drops ill bet you $10 you cant"
so i took the bet and he put 4 drops evenly on my plate and i mixed it all up and was eating it with some flour tortillas....took about half a minute for me to start feelin the heat and boy did i feel it! ol boy could see me turning red and started laughing at me so being hard headed and trying to not lose i said "if i finish this plate you gonna owe me $20"
So he took the bet....& i had to force it all down and was determined to make that loot since i already ruined my delicious dinner with this sauce that makes everything taste like fire.....my eyes teared up and i went to wipe em and i must of had a lil of the sauce on my hand or something cuz my right eye started burning like a mafucca.....i finished my plate but i was in the fridge trying to eat cucumbers and lettuce and anything i thought might help cool down my mouth....drank hella cold water and my shit was still on fire for damn near a half hour.....sent my boy to the store to get some beer and some swishers with my 20 he owed me and i drank half a 30 pacc and smoked 2 blunts before i finally felt normal again....
oh and when he showed me the label it said something like this on the bacc:
Directions: Use ONE drop for LARGE pots of stews, soups and meats. Also strips wax floors and degreases driveways.
LMFAO! i dont know if it really do all that or they just put that as a joke but damn one drop for a large pot and my dumbass ate 4 on a small plate of food....
Needless to say ive had Acid Reflux ever since.....
i believe its the same one my homie dared me to try when i was living down in Tucson.....
he had taken the label off the bottle but told me it was too hot for me to fucc with even just one drop.... i had just came out the kitchen with a fresh plate of Chile Colorado w/beans and spanish rice.....
so i told him "fucc it ill try it matter fact give me 4 drops of that shit"
he was like "hell nah you cant handle 4 drops ill bet you $10 you cant"
so i took the bet and he put 4 drops evenly on my plate and i mixed it all up and was eating it with some flour tortillas....took about half a minute for me to start feelin the heat and boy did i feel it! ol boy could see me turning red and started laughing at me so being hard headed and trying to not lose i said "if i finish this plate you gonna owe me $20"
So he took the bet....& i had to force it all down and was determined to make that loot since i already ruined my delicious dinner with this sauce that makes everything taste like fire.....my eyes teared up and i went to wipe em and i must of had a lil of the sauce on my hand or something cuz my right eye started burning like a mafucca.....i finished my plate but i was in the fridge trying to eat cucumbers and lettuce and anything i thought might help cool down my mouth....drank hella cold water and my shit was still on fire for damn near a half hour.....sent my boy to the store to get some beer and some swishers with my 20 he owed me and i drank half a 30 pacc and smoked 2 blunts before i finally felt normal again....
oh and when he showed me the label it said something like this on the bacc:
Directions: Use ONE drop for LARGE pots of stews, soups and meats. Also strips wax floors and degreases driveways.
LMFAO! i dont know if it really do all that or they just put that as a joke but damn one drop for a large pot and my dumbass ate 4 on a small plate of food....
Needless to say ive had Acid Reflux ever since.....
hahah Yeah I put like two drops of daves insanity in ramen noodles. that shit burns. Like you just sit there and your lips feel like the skin is falling off.
I havent had crystal louisiana sauce but Ive had that other red and yellow bottle one and have also had some shit called red rooster thats good.
This chain of bars here in tucson called Famous Sam's has some hot ass wings that are called nuclear. The smell alone clears your sinuses and makes you feel like you snorted a line.
I havent had crystal louisiana sauce but Ive had that other red and yellow bottle one and have also had some shit called red rooster thats good.
This chain of bars here in tucson called Famous Sam's has some hot ass wings that are called nuclear. The smell alone clears your sinuses and makes you feel like you snorted a line.
when I go to mexico, i always bring back hella hot sauces from the gorcery stores down there. they have like 50 different kinds and theyre all like a buck each.
hot sauce and tamarindo. lol
Anybody fuck wit mexican candy. I like how that shit is like sweet and full of chili and all that. I like them suckers that are corn cobs, watermelons, or mangos covered in chile. I also like saladitos like a mutha fucka.
Whats a saladito better on? An orange or a Lemon. I like oranges.
hot sauce and tamarindo. lol
Anybody fuck wit mexican candy. I like how that shit is like sweet and full of chili and all that. I like them suckers that are corn cobs, watermelons, or mangos covered in chile. I also like saladitos like a mutha fucka.
Whats a saladito better on? An orange or a Lemon. I like oranges.