The Ring, The Grudge, Dark Water, Darkness and any Japanese remake that's turned into American versions.
My babies mama be watching them and getting all scared (on some stupid shit), I get nothing but bored.
I'm old school I guess. Give me a killer and some good killings. And make the plot understandable and simple. It's a movie for Christ sake! I'm there to relax & enjoy.
Don't give me this shit about some bullshit ass frame on the wall that was removed and all hell broke loose. Or how it took a little girl 7 days to die in a well and the mom rode a horse etc etc whatever whatever I give 2 shits about a whole puzzle of a movie.
Give me a kid who drowned in a lake while a young couple was fucking. And the mom seeked revenge and killed muthaphuckaz, then the son came out the lake and to life and started a killing spree. How he doesn't die and keeps coming back? I don't care! Give a looney fucker who wears a mask and kills bitches on Halloween and a burnt up fucker who appears in dreams.
A kid who's the anti Christ etc etc....
Plain simple! Don't rack my brain and have me thinking to myslef at the end of the whole fuckin' movie, "Oh, I get it, now. That's why.."
My babies mama be watching them and getting all scared (on some stupid shit), I get nothing but bored.
I'm old school I guess. Give me a killer and some good killings. And make the plot understandable and simple. It's a movie for Christ sake! I'm there to relax & enjoy.
Don't give me this shit about some bullshit ass frame on the wall that was removed and all hell broke loose. Or how it took a little girl 7 days to die in a well and the mom rode a horse etc etc whatever whatever I give 2 shits about a whole puzzle of a movie.
Give me a kid who drowned in a lake while a young couple was fucking. And the mom seeked revenge and killed muthaphuckaz, then the son came out the lake and to life and started a killing spree. How he doesn't die and keeps coming back? I don't care! Give a looney fucker who wears a mask and kills bitches on Halloween and a burnt up fucker who appears in dreams.
A kid who's the anti Christ etc etc....
Plain simple! Don't rack my brain and have me thinking to myslef at the end of the whole fuckin' movie, "Oh, I get it, now. That's why.."