Horror Movies I Hate!

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May 16, 2002
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The Ring, The Grudge, Dark Water, Darkness and any Japanese remake that's turned into American versions.

My babies mama be watching them and getting all scared (on some stupid shit), I get nothing but bored.

I'm old school I guess. Give me a killer and some good killings. And make the plot understandable and simple. It's a movie for Christ sake! I'm there to relax & enjoy.

Don't give me this shit about some bullshit ass frame on the wall that was removed and all hell broke loose. Or how it took a little girl 7 days to die in a well and the mom rode a horse etc etc whatever whatever I give 2 shits about a whole puzzle of a movie.

Give me a kid who drowned in a lake while a young couple was fucking. And the mom seeked revenge and killed muthaphuckaz, then the son came out the lake and to life and started a killing spree. How he doesn't die and keeps coming back? I don't care! Give a looney fucker who wears a mask and kills bitches on Halloween and a burnt up fucker who appears in dreams.

A kid who's the anti Christ etc etc....

Plain simple! Don't rack my brain and have me thinking to myslef at the end of the whole fuckin' movie, "Oh, I get it, now. That's why.."
 
May 13, 2002
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i feel your pain, especially the jap remakes. One Missed Call was HORRIBLE. They all are. The only real horror movies I've enjoyed recently were foreign films, with exception to a couple here & there (og saw movie was good, Quarantine, a couple others). I cant really think of anything off the top of my head that was a great horror movies, tons of shitty ones and few decent. Some pretty good thriller movies, but not horror. Bloody Valentine, The Descent, The Ring, etc. shit shit shit!
 
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Alien was rated R and so was Predator but when they came out with Alien vs. Predator it was PG-13....Made no fuckin sense to me....Personally I refuse to watch anything below rated R...I'm a grown ass man.
 

GHP

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Jul 21, 2002
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any horror flick that rated pg-13 is usually mega gay

Some chick dragged me to the "exorcism of emily rose" that movie was so terrible
 
May 31, 2007
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All I know is I saw some low budget ass movie, Zombie Town today and that shit was hilarous.

Im sorry I didnt know where else to put this and it wasnt Create a new thread worthy
 
Nov 12, 2002
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i liked The Ring...the sequel blew donkey nuts but tha first one wasnt bad....

and I fucced up watchin The Grudge cuz tha first time i watched that shit i was smokin some super weed or something and started hearin that gurgling bitch comin out of my couch cushions.....so i get that movie....ahahah
 
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i liked The Ring...the sequel blew donkey nuts but tha first one wasnt bad....

and I fucced up watchin The Grudge cuz tha first time i watched that shit i was smokin some super weed or something and started hearin that gurgling bitch comin out of my couch cushions.....so i get that movie....ahahah
LMAO!!!!!

 

Mike Manson

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I hate Horror movies that have a tight cover and when I watch them I have to find out the cover has nothing to do with the movie and the movie itself is garbage...
 

Rossibreath

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Amen, cant go wrong wit dead people comin back 2 life and eatin fools either. the most recent dawn of the dead wit ving rhames was bad ass. the opening scene is awesome.
 
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^love that movie...everytime it's on tv I always end up watching it.

haha did anybody see that remake of night of the living dead...shit was sopposed to be in 3d or something. Shit was horrible...I had to stop it cuz the acting was stupid and the zombies looked horrible

not the 1990's remake...that was good