have you ever huged your puerto rician home girl with your zipper broke?lol

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Jun 3, 2006
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nah I never saw that shit
for real?!

you would ask him sum shit like "im havin problems wit my girl, but we have 2 kids, what should i do?
he would say sum shit like

"tell that white bitch beetlejuice is comin over to slap her wit my dick, word to big larry, i used to run all the dice games in marcy son, thats for real...just tell her to invest all that shit in comcast and then go to the zoo and then yall go drink sum wine and it will be all good".......lmao...for real, his shit used to be out there
 
Mar 17, 2006
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for real?!

you would ask him sum shit like "im havin problems wit my girl, but we have 2 kids, what should i do?
he would say sum shit like

tell "tell that white bitch beetlejuice is comin over to slap her wit my dick, word to big larry, i used to run all the dice games in marcy son, thats for real...just tell her to invest all that shit in comcast and then go to the zoo and then yall go drink sum wine and it will be all good.......lmao...for real, his shit used to be out there
LMAO

beetlejuice was random as fuck, i wish they still had the Howard Stern show on E
 
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king:first, could you give us the definition of a fund manager?
beetlejuice:its a nigga that likes parks and shit like that, sean is my manager,but he dont do shit like that, because hes a fucking moron. I go to the fuckin moosing parks every day because i run that shit. They make sure i get my money, they do everything i say

king:i though we were going to be serious beet,what advice would you give sumone lookin to make their money work for them?
beetlejuice:i tell them to shut the fuck before i punch them in the fucking balls is what i say,listen he tried that shit before,and i kicked him in the balls, and they shot up like a rocket, no joke bro.

king:do you invest?..do you get alot of money from parties and stuff right?
beetlejuice:nah, i dont fuck with that shit,i never even heard about that shit bro,how bout i smack you wit a rubber cock?, i got no parts in that bro,dont mess wit me man,i got the money, i got the groceries, i got the jail,i got everythingyou tell them your my cousin.
 

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king:first, could you give us the definition of a fund manager?
beetlejuice:its a nigga that likes parks and shit like that, sean is my manager,but he dont do shit like that, because hes a fucking moron. I go to the fuckin moosing parks every day because i run that shit. They make sure i get my money, they do everything i say

king:i though we were going to be serious beet,what advice would you give sumone lookin to make their money work for them?
beetlejuice:i tell them to shut the fuck before i punch them in the fucking balls is what i say,listen he tried that shit before,and i kicked him in the balls, and they shot up like a rocket, no joke bro.

king:do you invest?..do you get alot of money from parties and stuff right?
beetlejuice:nah, i dont fuck with that shit,i never even heard about that shit bro,how bout i smack you wit a rubber cock?, i got no parts in that bro,dont mess wit me man,i got the money, i got the groceries, i got the jail,i got everythingyou tell them your my cousin.
best advice I've ever gotten in my life