HAVE YOU EVER DONE A GROCERY RUN?

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AKAZIE

AKAZIE

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Heres my Grocery list:

Oysters
2 lbs Shrimp
Tri-Tip
Rack of Ribs
Bottle of Jack
Strawberry Cheesecake
French Bread
Baked Beans

Think that can fit in a hand basket?
 
MOREBASS

MOREBASS

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Never done a grocery run, but the trick when stealing shit is usually to be as casual about it as possible. Walk out with the shit in your hand, and usually no one says anything at all...and at least if you get stopped, you can make it seem like it was an accident and just hand it back, or pay for it.
 
OC_Ridah

OC_Ridah

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Oct 23, 2009
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Not really a grocery run but it was a come up...

I went to the grocery store to get some beer and snacks, the broad at the counter is too busy talking to her friend and laughing....I give her a 20 and she gives me like 34 dollars and change back...I look at her, she still talking so I walk out with free beer and money
 
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blunt_hogg559
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Jul 6, 2005
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I've done that same thing when that save mart wa s in glen cove. Walked out with a hot bag of those fat fries by accident didn't even realize til later
 
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blunt_hogg559
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Jul 6, 2005
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I've done that same thing when that save mart wa s in glen cove. Walked out with a hot bag of those fat fries by accident didn't even realize til later
 
Chree

Chree

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Dec 7, 2005
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I've done that same thing when that save mart wa s in glen cove. Walked out with a hot bag of those fat fries by accident didn't even realize til later
 
damng

damng

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Apr 19, 2008
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over here we do meat runs.
get about 10 pounds of carne asada, while another homie is grabbin a few cases of brew, while another homie gets some charcoal. thats what we call a "bbq on a budget".
 
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Simpaticone1

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Dec 12, 2008
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#36
Dana Dane said:
waits for Mars/Big Rich to reply.



Alos, my uncle will go in safeway, fill up a shopping cart FULL and walk out with it like its nothing.
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From A Safeway Employee = it is against store policy to chase suspected shop lifters if they get in front of the door keep pushing they'll move or fired NO QUESTIONS . Oh and if you hurt yourself stealing from them & The Northface Inc. you can sue them & they'll settle out of court - just do a good job .

North Face should have gave me that raise .... Safeways cool get some food breh ....
 
GHP

GHP

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Jul 21, 2002
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probably shouldn't mention it but my mom used to walk out of stores with full grocery carts full of shit, talking 400 bucks worth of shit per run. She lucky she never got busted cuz she did it like once a month sometimes more for like 5 years
 
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D-Rose

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Nov 5, 2004
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Come to think of it, I was an accomplice once, shit was hilarious.

My friend and I were at Safeway, and he went to a closed register and just grabbed a paper bag. Then we went to the meat section and he put like 4 racks of ribs in the bag and we walked out. lmao
 
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