HAVE YOU EVER DONE A GROCERY RUN?
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I remember one time me and some folks were buzzin and we decided to go get some burger paties at Safeway. It was about 12:30 at night and we were walking up and down the aisles opening up bags of chips and eating them. We also opened up some ice cream pops, sodas and were having a feast up and down the aisles. At the end we left the store and we forgot all about the paties.
Cool Story, breh
Cool Story, breh
THE BASKETS IS A GOOD IDEA, BUT IVE ONLY DONE IT WITH A SHOPPING CART FULL OF MEAT LOL. NO NEED TO RUN.
U JUST GET A CART, FILL IT UP WITH BIG SLABS OF RIBS (OR SOMETHING TOO BIG FOR THEIR BAGS, AND WALK OUT CASUALLY. PRETEND TO BE ON THE PHONE, OR TAKE A OLD RECIEPT AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOUR LOOKING AT UR RECIEPT AS YOU WALK OUT. IVE DONE IT MANY OF TIMES FOR BBQ'S.
CAN BE DONE WITH OTHER SHIT, JUST BRING SOME OLD SAFEWAY BAGS THO.
U STILL GOTTA HAVE A CAR WAITING BACKED IN TO A SPOT, JUST IN CASE U GET CAUGHT N GOTTA DITCH THE CART
U JUST GET A CART, FILL IT UP WITH BIG SLABS OF RIBS (OR SOMETHING TOO BIG FOR THEIR BAGS, AND WALK OUT CASUALLY. PRETEND TO BE ON THE PHONE, OR TAKE A OLD RECIEPT AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOUR LOOKING AT UR RECIEPT AS YOU WALK OUT. IVE DONE IT MANY OF TIMES FOR BBQ'S.
CAN BE DONE WITH OTHER SHIT, JUST BRING SOME OLD SAFEWAY BAGS THO.
U STILL GOTTA HAVE A CAR WAITING BACKED IN TO A SPOT, JUST IN CASE U GET CAUGHT N GOTTA DITCH THE CART
^^^^LOL actually i wasn't hurting, truth is i lost a bet and if i lost the bet i had to go jack shit from a store. So i was like fuck it. But they wanted me to get liqour and shit, i was like fuck that, i might as well go get some groceries too. so there you have it. LOL i might just do it again. I forgot how fun it is to steal, i'm bout to go to home depot and grab hella plants and dirt next.
i used to steal so much steak from the grocery store. yall dont even know.
and the liquor thing, u walk in with a big gulp, pop the top and pour it on up.
but yeah , i used to purposely go in there and rack the most expensive steak go home and eat lol
sorta too civilized to steal food like that now o well
and the liquor thing, u walk in with a big gulp, pop the top and pour it on up.
but yeah , i used to purposely go in there and rack the most expensive steak go home and eat lol
sorta too civilized to steal food like that now o well
I remember when I was working at safeway over in martinez I would see people on the daily tryna pull this shit , weather it was a hand basket or a whole cart . .... it was always funny as fuck . I guess it started happening to much though because they installed those gay ass cart locks a minute ago .
Ive never done it personally but i STAYED coming up on bottles @ that spot .
Ive never done it personally but i STAYED coming up on bottles @ that spot .
I used to do that shit at Whole Foods all the time when I was younger and broke. Every other day I'd get a couple hundred dollars worth of groceries and I was like "Dam this is way too easy" sure enough one day my girl and I did the routine, went down to the parking garage and as soon as we started to get in my car a plain clothes dude from a security company that they employ comes out of no where like "If you try to leave we have your liscense plate #" They took my girl to the police station on Turk in the City cuz all the shit was in her bag. I went and picked her up. They ended up dropping the charges.
^ i still will never forget the day when that nigga linny woke up with like stone bird feeders in our living room, random cell phones, wallets, food from dennys in the fridge, cd cases, random flower pots and shit....
i was still hungover in bed from stealing shit all i heard was "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!?????????????????????" and a bunch of screaming
niggas tipped over a car that night and everything we were pretty ruthless and to be honest i dont see why we didnt get kicked out of that house, or atleast get frequent visits from police alot more than we did
that house was fucking ridiculous
people probably think im making up half of the stories about that house but atleast you can cosign it being a roomate
i was still hungover in bed from stealing shit all i heard was "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!?????????????????????" and a bunch of screaming
niggas tipped over a car that night and everything we were pretty ruthless and to be honest i dont see why we didnt get kicked out of that house, or atleast get frequent visits from police alot more than we did
that house was fucking ridiculous
people probably think im making up half of the stories about that house but atleast you can cosign it being a roomate
LOL NIGGAS HAD 3 SETS OF PATIO FURNITURE WITH NO PATIO TO PUT IT ON..
WE HAD CD BOOKS FILLED WITH FOLK MUSIC
we didnt get kicked out because we wasnt THAT out of hand...
we paid our rent and we didnt really require much cop attention..
cuz they knew they ran PQ after 8pm.. remember the station was like half a block away
man that Vons sponsored so many free drunken nights
WE HAD CD BOOKS FILLED WITH FOLK MUSIC
we didnt get kicked out because we wasnt THAT out of hand...
we paid our rent and we didnt really require much cop attention..
cuz they knew they ran PQ after 8pm.. remember the station was like half a block away
man that Vons sponsored so many free drunken nights
i still jam stolen cds to this day, sometimes i be like hmmm, let me throw in that spiro gyra....
yeah we paid our rent but our house was like....a teenage trap spot
smh @ sasquach
wheras sasquach brought some good times and classic moments to the house, he actually was the beginning to the end of that house
and what happened to that random nigga who slept on the couch c-tose hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
yeah we paid our rent but our house was like....a teenage trap spot
smh @ sasquach
wheras sasquach brought some good times and classic moments to the house, he actually was the beginning to the end of that house
and what happened to that random nigga who slept on the couch c-tose hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
