have any of yall ever used an escort service

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I will NEVER pay for sex or erotic services. Including strippers, dancers, prostitutes, or escorts. And if you're not looking for sex then find a girlfriend and [escort her/have her escort you] somewhere. It'll be a hell of alot cheaper.
 
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u get for whaT u pay homie. I have paid for pussy I dont even front about that shit. I like to get it all the time and my gf is a nurse so she has a fucked up schedule so i pay for pussy whe my bexxie is not around.
 
Dec 11, 2002
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mexbig said:
u get for whaT u pay homie. I have paid for pussy I dont even front about that shit. I like to get it all the time and my gf is a nurse so she has a fucked up schedule so i pay for pussy whe my bexxie is not around.


You order up when your girl is at work? :confused:
 
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YUP.... why lie?.... I usually do this on the weekends when shes working nights and crap. I just dont want to get caught cheatin' again so Ill just pay for it now.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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My cousin and his friend once paid for a two-girl escort party. The thing was is that they set up a camcorder to tape the shit and thought they hid it from view. Well one of the escorts saw it while she was sucking my cousins dick and they started to get all fuckin loud and angry and shit. They wanted thier money and the tape and were going to bounce. But my cousin and his friend didnt want to pay them shit since the service wasnt complete. So the girls made a call on thier cell and 20 seconds later this fuckin big ass Deebo lookin mutha fucka shows up to the door and rummages through thier pockets and gets thier money and the tape. He also scours the room for shit to take... all they had in there was a Nintendo 64.

The funniest part about it is when Deebo and the two whores were walking downstairs on thier way out, the dad comes out of his room and asks "What the hell is gong on here?" Deebo says "Maybe you should have a talk with daddy." And they continue to walk out the door.
 
Sep 12, 2002
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one of my patnas got damn near jumped by some angry strippers after refusing to trick on her ugly ass when he was sitting at the trick table where everyone puts the money down. kicked out but damn near jumped they came deep hahaha these hoes be out of pocket.
 
Apr 1, 2002
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mexbig said:
u get for whaT u pay homie. I have paid for pussy I dont even front about that shit. I like to get it all the time and my gf is a nurse so she has a fucked up schedule so i pay for pussy whe my bexxie is not around.
lol what a fool. That shit must put a dent in your pockets, how much that shit cost ya? You payin for top notch hoes or what? lol.
 
Dec 4, 2004
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you can find some pretty cheap bitches on craigslist.org .....but cheap i mean small amount of money, but ive never went on there and bought some pussy, at least not yet
 
Dec 4, 2004
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Meelo said:
^^^shit alot is givin it up for free on craigslist. but i bet they free for a reason
yeah if u go to casual encounters there alot of bitches wanting one night stands or kissing partners.....probly fat reject hoes....
 
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MeloTrauma said:
My cousin and his friend once paid for a two-girl escort party. The thing was is that they set up a camcorder to tape the shit and thought they hid it from view. Well one of the escorts saw it while she was sucking my cousins dick and they started to get all fuckin loud and angry and shit. They wanted thier money and the tape and were going to bounce. But my cousin and his friend didnt want to pay them shit since the service wasnt complete. So the girls made a call on thier cell and 20 seconds later this fuckin big ass Deebo lookin mutha fucka shows up to the door and rummages through thier pockets and gets thier money and the tape. He also scours the room for shit to take... all they had in there was a Nintendo 64.

The funniest part about it is when Deebo and the two whores were walking downstairs on thier way out, the dad comes out of his room and asks "What the hell is gong on here?" Deebo says "Maybe you should have a talk with daddy." And they continue to walk out the door.
Yep my friend had a shirt over the red light so they wouldn't know it was recording well before he left the room he grab his pipe off the shirt and the fucking thing fell off. So while she was sucking my dick she notice the red light and we were done. Hey anyone knows any good website for escorts?
 

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May 31, 2003
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Why would someone pay for sex...? Seriously that shit is just fucked up.. there is a million ugly girls out there just begging to be fucked, I know that when I can't get any regular pussy I just hit up the ugly girls and let me tell you all a little lesson I learned:

A STICKY HOLE IS A STICKY HOLE

No need to trick when pussy comes so easy. lol.