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haha this 1 was inspired by Sir Homo 470.

i was thinking about the times i have been snitched on,and even what people said they will snitch on me about which at that time was hella funny to me,so here we go.haha

ite so 1 day when i was living in stockton,my "potna" and his cousin came over to the studio and we was recording and smoking and drinking grape kool aid lol. i started jokin around like "yal gotta be koo smokin around my house, u kno them feds is on me".... they proceded to start laughing,then i was like, "yal think that shit is funny, i cut out a human shape body underneath my matress,so that if they try to run up in here,i can justl ift that mafucka up,and lay underneath the part i cut out,and they'll never kno i was in the house"

then my "potna" said, "fuck that, you aint gon leavem y ass stranded in this mafucka, im gon be like, i seen that nigga slide up unda that bed"....

maybe u just had to been there to understand why that was funny,but u kno, i never trust him now.lol





ahaha another time,back in 11th grade year, while attending summer school,there was this black girl i liked who was cute and hada thick ass,femme? umm,needless to say i didnt get her hhahaah,anyways.......while attending summer school, i was on the computer and my friend taped me on the shoulder and was like,"look, that girl just left to go use the bathroom,and she left her wallet on her desk,ima go distract the teacher and u go snatch it"

so im thinking like "yeaaaa!!!!!!!!"
so i lookedaround the room,walked up along side the desk,and snatch and walk bike to my seat,and pulled out like 60dollars,then put it back......i told my friend that there was only 10$ in there,and i gave him 5 bucks,knowing i had a fat as 50$ bill in my pocket,lol!!!!.

before school let out,she realized money was missing,and was crying and got hella mad,i even helped the bitch look for her shit,haha im so cold. they didnt find it,we all went home.

2days later, i ended up getting that black girls number,and that same day i got pulled out of class by the principle,sum how they found out i stole the money,he told me sum1 snictched on me.....so im kicked out of school for like a week now,meanwhile talkin to that black bitch i liked at the time on the phone.....then when i get back to school. i found out that the same black bitch that i lieked, snithced on me. now aiint that sum bullshit?
 
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that bitch made me mad,lol but i was still talkin to her after i found out she snitched on me,i was tryin 2 fuck,even tho i wanted to shoot that bitch,but that bitch was hella fucking boring, so i left her alone
 

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That ain't shit, wait till when someone snitches on you and you go to jail for it. Or even worse you get snitched on for some shit you didn't even do and you go to jail for it. That shit sucks. I don't even wanna go into detail about my past experiences with rat heads, I could write a fuckin novel
 
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OK here's my snitch story....

I used to work with my family at our local business. we had lots of employees, and a majority of them would slide by after work or before, to grab some tree. this one dude came thru, grabbed a couple dubs and went to work. during his shift, this dumbass didn't notice that he dropped one of the sacks, and the night manager found it. she gave the sack to my uncle, who in turn looks at survailence (sp?) footage, and see's dude drop the sack. he calls the employee to his office and asked him about the sack. dude admitted the sack was his, BUT then told my uncle...."I don't know why you're mad, I got it from Beto."

My uncle immediately thinks that I'm grinding outta the family spot, and we got into it. I told my uncle that yeah, I slang tree, but from my underspot, not the business. he wiggs out, and needless to say, I haven't been welcome around them cats since. That happened in '94.....THANKS JESSE!!

I took care of that rat when I saw him a few months later at the state fair. Caught him slippin' in the Men's room by the race track.....nice and secluded spot for a private "convo." Let's just say....he hit the exacta, hit the men's room, I hit him, hit his pockets, then I hit the road....ha ha ha....the grand or so I got from him doesn't compare to what I lost in inheritance, but it sure felt good to put hands on that dude.
 
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lol @ "I don't know why you're mad, I got it from Beto."

hahah that shit is too funny.

this shit be funny to me,i dont know why i get a kick out of these type of stories