why do dark alcohols make me go ape shit? any one else deal with this problem? hennessy is the worst offender but its too damn good to never drink again. yeahhhhhhhh boyy
every time i drink hennessy, these fucking tiiiny tiny flies come out of nowhere, and fly around the bottle. and this is when i drink inside my home, and its clean.
and i think to myself...is that what alcoholics are reincarnated as or something? do they really roll out from the bushes outside, smell some drank and jump through a square in your window screen like 'awwww hell yeah we need that privilege heem!'
furthermore what the fuck is up with flies gameplan? its like, get in front of you and go in circles.what the fuck is that shit? thats gotta be the most annoying tactic from any animal or insect on earth.
i give flies the business. they be in the corner twitchin with they leg all on they face. hahaha
PS: switch to light bacardi like i did youll be aiight