guna regret the bacardi shits in the morning..

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May 31, 2006
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why do dark alcohols make me go ape shit? any one else deal with this problem? hennessy is the worst offender but its too damn good to never drink again. yeahhhhhhhh boyy
 

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why do dark alcohols make me go ape shit? any one else deal with this problem? hennessy is the worst offender but its too damn good to never drink again. yeahhhhhhhh boyy
every time i drink hennessy, these fucking tiiiny tiny flies come out of nowhere, and fly around the bottle. and this is when i drink inside my home, and its clean.

and i think to myself...is that what alcoholics are reincarnated as or something? do they really roll out from the bushes outside, smell some drank and jump through a square in your window screen like 'awwww hell yeah we need that privilege heem!'

furthermore what the fuck is up with flies gameplan? its like, get in front of you and go in circles.what the fuck is that shit? thats gotta be the most annoying tactic from any animal or insect on earth.

i give flies the business. they be in the corner twitchin with they leg all on they face. hahaha

PS: switch to light bacardi like i did youll be aiight
 
Jun 5, 2004
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every time i drink hennessy, these fucking tiiiny tiny flies come out of nowhere, and fly around the bottle. and this is when i drink inside my home, and its clean.
LMFAO

I KNOW THEM SAME LIL FLIES...

BUT I SWEAR TO GOD THEY JUST LIKE TO SWARM AROUND MY BREATH WHEN IM DDRUNK. HAVENT SEEN EM ON A BOTTLE,

I THINK TAHT MEEANS I DREANK A LIL TOO MUCH, LOL
 

Gas One

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#4
when ants start eating your spit, you drink too much.

back when i lived in the thunderdome..and like 8 people lived there...niggas drank that much..

like someone would spit on a wall and in a few hours thered be this huge line of ants and a circle around the spit with ants going at it.

i guess because alcohol turns into sugar/fructose/whatever...

nonetheless it disgusted people.
 
Jun 5, 2004
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when ants start eating your spit, you drink too much.

back when i lived in the thunderdome..and like 8 people lived there...niggas drank that much..

like someone would spit on a wall and in a few hours thered be this huge line of ants and a circle around the spit with ants going at it.

i guess because alcohol turns into sugar/fructose/whatever...

nonetheless it disgusted people.
LOL GOOD SHIT, I THOUGHT I WAS GRIMEY