Guess WHO'S BACK!!!

[Gas One]

there needs to be a movie about this.

and we need hus and b luv to do the soundtrack.

itll be called girls in jail

intro song:

 

[imported_jay_jay]

LOL... haha

no snitching.. she was hurt.. LOL her leg was fucked up..

this one chick use to masturbate in the shower.. when i first got there.. she put a conditioner bottle on the shower head so the water shot in a straight line, she would sit on the shower floor with her feet in the air masturbate... it was kinda gross she wasnt the cutest chick either

 

[Defy]

^so how did you get off in there?

 

[imported_jay_jay]

i didnt...

 

[Gas One]

she didnt masturbate cuz She-Bo ( solano country female version of D-Bo, google her.) stared her down from her cell from the moment she got in jail to the moment she left.

kinda hard to do that with people watching....that you dont want to watch.

 

[imported_jay_jay]

LOL!!!!

 

[imported_jay_jay]

i know these two girls use to mess with each other, usually the CO's dont give a fuck but one CO did and moved them away from each other.. but one called the other one daddy.. LOL

 

[niguardian]

lol @ daddy

what else happened in that peezo, i know u got some more stories :cheeky:

 

[imported_jay_jay]

we got searched 8 times in two days cause this bitch stole the remote to try to use it as a crack pipe... i guess they would use the batteries to create a spark.. i didnt even know that shit was possible..

this guy above use flushed his blanket in the toliet so i fluided our whole mod, and they made use clean up all the shit with a wet vac and some watered down all purpose cleaner... shit was so fuckin nasty!

I could write a fuckin book and i was only there 61 days!!

 

[Likwid]

Sounds like a long, not so hot because the bitches don't got make up on as well as being crackheads sleepover.

 

[imported_jay_jay]

haha.. and dont forget we looked like the hamburgler and some big ass granny panties..

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I didnt mind jail. At the time I got locked up, it was like a vacation.

Two months of reading and working out.

The best part about being locked up with a bunch of idiots is they miss all the good books.

Theyre all looking for Louis L'Amor and reading female romance novels and shit.

 

[lenbiasyayo]

haha.. and dont forget we looked like the hamburgler and some big ass granny panties..

how are the granny panties different from what u wear everyday?

 

[imported_jay_jay]

huh??

 

[The Duke of Earl]

how are the granny panties different from what u wear everyday?

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

[imported_jay_jay]

that wasnt a good one..

 

[saladbowlking]

^^I THINK HE WAS GETTIN AT, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO POST SOME THONG SHOTS OF URSELF?

 

[imported_jay_jay]

ummm. i will get back to you on that one

 

[saladbowlking]

DONT BE PLAYING SHY EITHER WE ALL KNOW THEY'LL LOOK GOOD!