fuck dana, im sure that will get you somewhere
but you gotta paint yourself black (slaps the brown paint out of your hand and yells "I SAID BLACK") and get a curl like P.S.D.
your car will probably work if you throw some late 90s vallejo slap in there and then impress her with your knowledge around the crestside (study mapquest)
and when you take her to JJ's chicken and fish order for her, but make sure they cook your food there. and get some gas and a swisher on consignment from the store next door.
i would also suggest bringing sand. say nothing to dana about the sand this entire time, but make it very evident that you do have a bag of sand in the car.
these things followed along with some luck, deletions all day my nig
you also run the risk of age throwing you through multiple glass windows, bar tables, sweet sixteen partys, on youtube, through train tracks and then kick you to the moon like the frog nigga on battletoads, but its all worth it mane