getting down with a 40+ yr old lady...

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Apr 25, 2002
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i met this lady at a pub. it seems like shes in need for some action, asking me to go out with her, etc. well shes like damn near 20 yrs older than me and got 2 kids, which her daughter is not too far from my age. i barely remember what she looked like since i was pretty drunk when i got her digits, not knowing how old she was till i spoke to her thru the phone. i think shes well off when it comes to $, living in a condo and shit. if i fuck with her, i could get broke off with some dough, but i dont know if im ready to break off a geezer though. anyone have and how was it?
YOU WANT TO BRAG ON THE SICCNESS -2 COOL POINTS. GET SOME FRIENDS AND ASK THEM ADVICE
 

drewski.kalonji

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haha last week I actually got down with a 42 year old grandma. showed me cell pictures of her daughter too and shes 20 years old and banging. Wish i could do a switch up. But yeah its actually a good situation cause like yall said before they usually are just looking for fun and maybe something to brag about with their older friends lol.

The thing is i'm actually a little proud of the grandma status (cause she don't look like a wrinkled old lady or nathen like that) but I ain't gonna let the homeboys know bout it cause the wont stop clowning for days.
 

Joey

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i met this lady at a pub. it seems like shes in need for some action, asking me to go out with her, etc. well shes like damn near 20 yrs older than me and got 2 kids, which her daughter is not too far from my age. i barely remember what she looked like since i was pretty drunk when i got her digits, not knowing how old she was till i spoke to her thru the phone. i think shes well off when it comes to $, living in a condo and shit. if i fuck with her, i could get broke off with some dough, but i dont know if im ready to break off a geezer though. anyone have and how was it?

You will get broke off doe homie....Its a recession out here...go get that....

Is this question even needing to be asked?.....Slap that shit ASAP....Do it a couple times.....Get in her pockets after you beat it up, she will gladly dip into her pocketbook for u.......
 
Mar 13, 2003
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fuck her and then posts some naked pic of the bitch............
Not if she ugly tho, keep them to urself @ that point!!!!!!