getting down with a 40+ yr old lady...

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i met this lady at a pub. it seems like shes in need for some action, asking me to go out with her, etc. well shes like damn near 20 yrs older than me and got 2 kids, which her daughter is not too far from my age. i barely remember what she looked like since i was pretty drunk when i got her digits, not knowing how old she was till i spoke to her thru the phone. i think shes well off when it comes to $, living in a condo and shit. if i fuck with her, i could get broke off with some dough, but i dont know if im ready to break off a geezer though. anyone have and how was it?
 

Palmer

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Nothing wrong with that man. Just let it be known you're not looking for anything serious, but chances are she's not either considering the age gap. She probably just wants a young dude that can break her off all night and possibly brag to her friends about. If you hit it right and play your cards right you might just end up with a sugar momma for a minute. Take advantage of that shit while you can. Then when you feel it's about time to break it off do so by hittin on her daughter. lol

I've broke off a couple older gals, 1 time I was hittin this one nasty older chick from the bar with her fine as shit daughter in the next room. All I could think about is how dope it would of been if I got done with the mom then just got up and walked over to her daughters room. Meh....oh well
 

Meta4iCAL

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I hit em on a 39 year old beezy

go for it... why the fuck not? as long as she looks decent... and if she has money that's a plus for sure
 
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i met this lady at a pub. it seems like shes in need for some action, asking me to go out with her, etc. well shes like damn near 20 yrs older than me and got 2 kids, which her daughter is not too far from my age. i barely remember what she looked like since i was pretty drunk when i got her digits, not knowing how old she was till i spoke to her thru the phone. i think shes well off when it comes to $, living in a condo and shit. if i fuck with her, i could get broke off with some dough, but i dont know if im ready to break off a geezer though. anyone have and how was it?
yea dude... no thread needed u like vag??? then fuck her hahaha
 
Apr 26, 2006
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I fucked a 38 year old co-worker from work in January.

I was 22 at the time. I just fucked her on 3 different occasions though. It got out of hand because she kind of put our little relationship out on blast at work. She was a little too excited for me and it was kind of embarassing to be honest because she told a lot of the older ladies about her lil crush for me and pretty much everyone kinda knew we fucked. I cut out, it wasn't worth my job or reputation with the younger prospects from work who might think I'm a sicko. That was one of the best fucks I've ever had though. She was just fucking down. I had lots of fun bashing it. It was just some really wild porno style sex, no love shit. I highly recommend giving it a shot. It was always a dream of mine to fuck a MILF and I did.


I'm fucking another MILF right now, but she's 24. Fuck young naive bitches.
 
Apr 23, 2006
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no joke that bitch will buy you an x box 360 and some games and shit

just pull the player move and beat before you go out with her

nothin like fuckin on that second nut already lol
 
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I fucked a 38 year old co-worker from work in January.

I was 22 at the time. I just fucked her on 3 different occasions though. It got out of hand because she kind of put our little relationship out on blast at work. She was a little too excited for me and it was kind of embarassing to be honest because she told a lot of the older ladies about her lil crush for me and pretty much everyone kinda knew we fucked. I cut out, it wasn't worth my job or reputation with the younger prospects from work who might think I'm a sicko. That was one of the best fucks I've ever had though. She was just fucking down. I had lots of fun bashing it. It was just some really wild porno style sex, no love shit. I highly recommend giving it a shot. It was always a dream of mine to fuck a MILF and I did.


I'm fucking another MILF right now, but she's 24. Fuck young naive bitches.
understand, we are all sickos.

they already know.
 
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PS: none of those myspace angles either. i want a clear shot of her body. And if she's a freak, get some ass, tiddies, and pussu shots too.

I don't mean to sound demanding, but I hate those myspace angles.