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TONE DOG THE 01

TONE DOG THE 01

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Thursday, October 30, 2003



A high ankle sprain will sideline Garcia Sunday.

The high ankle sprain continues has claimed another victim in the 49ers locker room. This time it is Jeff Garcia who will not play Sunday against the Rams as his ankle has not responded to treatment.

“It’s worse today than it was yesterday; it seems like that’s the nature of the darn thing – it gets worse as time goes on,” Dennis Erickson said.

Garcia injured his ankle in the second quarter of last Sunday’s loss to the Arizona Cardinals. He was replaced for a brief time by Tim Rattay before returning and finishing out the game. Erickson is hopeful that Garcia won’t be out long.

“Hopefully he’ll be back by Pittsburgh,” Erickson said. “You just don’t know with these things.”

So now Erickson will turn to Tim Rattay as his starting quarterback. Rattay saw plenty of pre-season action while Garcia sat out with a back injury. Erickson says that he and the team have plenty confidence in the back-up QB.

“He can throw it, has a good arm and he understands the game,” Erickson said. “We’ve got to be careful that we do the right things that allow him to get in a rhythm.”
 
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Who cares?? he is gay anyway!! hahahah!! GOT EM!!
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Don't trip off Little Caesar here runnin her mouth. She's a just a hater who lives online and can't seem to keep the NINERS name out her mouth...Can't seem to keep the dicks out her mouth either.

"HAHA! GOT EM!"<<<<FUCKIN GEEKY INTERNET NERD QUOTE.
 
gimpypimp

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C'mon Tone...don't change the story.

Here's the real article.


Garcia Will Not Play Sunday
Thursday, October 30, 2003


An enlarged, swollen anus, will sideline Garcia Sunday.

The swollen anus syndrome has claimed yet another victim in the 49er's locker room. This time it is Jeff Garcia who will not play Sunday against the Rams as his anus has now swollen to the size of a softball. The anus has not responded to treatment.

“It’s more enlarged today than it was yesterday; it seems like that’s the nature of the darn thing – it gets bigger as time goes on,” Dennis Erickson said.

Garcia injured his anus during halftime of last Sunday’s loss to the Arizona Cardinals. He apparantly wanted “a quickie” with offensive lineman, rookie Kwame Harris. He was replaced for a brief time by Tim Rattay before returning and finishing out the game. Erickson is hopeful that Garcia won’t be out long.

“Hopefully he’ll be back by Pittsburgh,” Erickson said. “You just don’t know with these things.”

So now Erickson will turn to Tim Rattay as his starting quarterback. Rattay saw plenty of pre-season action while Garcia sat out with a back injury. Oddly enough it was Kwame Harris who injured Garcia’s back when the two had their well publicized sexual escapade. Erickson says that he and the team have plenty confidence in the back-up QB.

“He can throw it, has a good arm and he understands the game,” Erickson said. “We’ve got to be careful that we do the right things that allow him to get in a rhythm.”
 
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^LOL.. That ain't right. But anway I think that the Rams are going to tear the Niners up. It's time for Plummber to look bad as he always does against the Rams receivers.
 
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Damn gimp that is fuckin funny!! How u like that whiner fans??? reality check!! Hahahah!! GOT EM!!!
 
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gimpypimp said:
C'mon Tone...don't change the story.

Here's the real article.


Garcia Will Not Play Sunday
Thursday, October 30, 2003


An enlarged, swollen anus, will sideline Garcia Sunday.

The swollen anus syndrome has claimed yet another victim in the 49er's locker room. This time it is Jeff Garcia who will not play Sunday against the Rams as his anus has now swollen to the size of a softball. The anus has not responded to treatment.

“It’s more enlarged today than it was yesterday; it seems like that’s the nature of the darn thing – it gets bigger as time goes on,” Dennis Erickson said.

Garcia injured his anus during halftime of last Sunday’s loss to the Arizona Cardinals. He apparantly wanted “a quickie” with offensive lineman, rookie Kwame Harris. He was replaced for a brief time by Tim Rattay before returning and finishing out the game. Erickson is hopeful that Garcia won’t be out long.

“Hopefully he’ll be back by Pittsburgh,” Erickson said. “You just don’t know with these things.”

So now Erickson will turn to Tim Rattay as his starting quarterback. Rattay saw plenty of pre-season action while Garcia sat out with a back injury. Oddly enough it was Kwame Harris who injured Garcia’s back when the two had their well publicized sexual escapade. Erickson says that he and the team have plenty confidence in the back-up QB.

“He can throw it, has a good arm and he understands the game,” Erickson said. “We’ve got to be careful that we do the right things that allow him to get in a rhythm.”
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That's almost as funny as the other article I read. It went something like this:

The DallASS CowBITCHES get a rude awakening when after playing countless shitty teams, they FINALLY play a REAL opponent in TAMPA BAY and get 100% fucked up and shut the fuck out. That's right folks, Jon Gruden's World Champions shoved a whole TUNA, tail and all, up Bitch Parcells' ass. When asked about the situation Jon Gruden replied "It was kinda weird. I thought he'd might object about a large fished forced up his anal canal, but he really seemed to enjoy it. He even grunted out "Oh, it hurts so good!" or something to that effect. So I guess Jeremy Shockey was right when he referred to Bitch Parcells as a 'HOMO'." After the game, Bitch Parcells had this to say "Ya know, it felt a lot better than when these guys (The DallASS CowBITCHES) get me drunk and take turns shoving footballs up my ass. At least the tuna was all slimy and naturally lubricated so it was all good. I just hope the fish didn't cum in me or else I'm in some trouble! Well, I gotta go scrape the scales off my hemorhoids now. I'll talk to you guys next week." Now, it seems that the bad luck SHUTOUT game and the fish pumped up coach Bitch Parcells' asshole will quickly be forgotten since the DallASS CowBITCHES go back to playing SHIT teams again for the remainder of their schedule. Maybe if they all did some coke off each other's asses like the old Emmit Smith days, then maybe they can get all pumped up for the first-round playoff loss when they have to face another competent team. Until then, keep those fingers crossed and hope that they can continue to dominate those shitty teams. And we don't wanna end on a down note but a DallASS CowBITCHES running back, who chose to remain nameless, had this to say "Uhm, CZAR, if you're reading this, I just wanna let you know that I went to the clinic today and I found out that I have flaming herpes, but don't worry about the bumps on my dick, unless you swallowed when you gave me head the other day. Now that I think about it, you'd better get yourslelf checked out." And that folks, says it all.

-Johnny Appleseed
DallASS Morning Star Reporter



"HAHA! GOT EM!"<<<<FUCKIN INTERNET NERD QUOTE!
 
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49ers are going to whoop on the Rams. You right Garcia has been playing like a faggot lately. Not taking advantage of one on one coverages. Gimp you a fool!
 
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The DallASS CowBITCHES get a rude awakening when after playing countless shitty teams, they FINALLY play a REAL opponent in TAMPA BAY and get 100% fucked up and shut the fuck out. That's right folks, Jon Gruden's World Champions shoved a whole TUNA, tail and all, up Bitch Parcells' ass. When asked about the situation Jon Gruden replied "It was kinda weird. I thought he'd might object about a large fished forced up his anal canal, but he really seemed to enjoy it. He even grunted out "Oh, it hurts so good!" or something to that effect. So I guess Jeremy Shockey was right when he referred to Bitch Parcells as a 'HOMO'." After the game, Bitch Parcells had this to say "Ya know, it felt a lot better than when these guys (The DallASS CowBITCHES) get me drunk and take turns shoving footballs up my ass. At least the tuna was all slimy and naturally lubricated so it was all good. I just hope the fish didn't cum in me or else I'm in some trouble! Well, I gotta go scrape the scales off my hemorhoids now. I'll talk to you guys next week." Now, it seems that the bad luck SHUTOUT game and the fish pumped up coach Bitch Parcells' asshole will quickly be forgotten since the DallASS CowBITCHES go back to playing SHIT teams again for the remainder of their schedule. Maybe if they all did some coke off each other's asses like the old Emmit Smith days, then maybe they can get all pumped up for the first-round playoff loss when they have to face another competent team. Until then, keep those fingers crossed and hope that they can continue to dominate those shitty teams. And we don't wanna end on a down note but a DallASS CowBITCHES running back, who chose to remain nameless, had this to say "Uhm, CZAR, if you're reading this, I just wanna let you know that I went to the clinic today and I found out that I have flaming herpes, but don't worry about the bumps on my dick, unless you swallowed when you gave me head the other day. Now that I think about it, you'd better get yourslelf checked out." And that folks, says it all.
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WTF was all that?
 
CZAR

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^^Real talk!! Yo Gaystack, that shit was not close to bein funny! Why try to copy anotha man's shit?? But u a follower anyway!! But sorry to say your joke bombed!! GOT EM!!!
 
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Arizona must of really beat the Niners up. First Weaver gets his helmet knocked off and now they took Garica out... Arizona is hard
 
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^^Real talk!! Yo Gaystack, that shit was not close to bein funny! Why try to copy anotha man's shit?? But u a follower anyway!! But sorry to say your joke bombed!! GOT EM!!!
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"HAHA! GOTEM!"<<<<<<<INTERNET NERD QUOTE!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THAT'S real talk.

Yo little caezar, go make a pizza bitch. no one asked your opinion you fuckin computer geek. You know what IS funny though? Your album sales. That's pretty fuckin funny. Shut your wannabe Mack 10 ass up already. You're a closet fag and your album sucks and it didn't sell. Your album is the only thing that bombed around here. Who in the fuck owns that wack ass album besides you? And yeah, you are sorry. You Newark Memorial Cougar-boy. Fuck you and the CowBitches. Let me ask you somethin, what exactly did you "get"? A garage full of Queen Caezar Mobs cds gatherin dust? With your nerdy ass gay quote. You're a fuckin idiot and THAT'S real talk.

"HAHA! GOT EM!"<<<<<INTERNET NERD QUOTE.
 
FATAL NYGHTMARE

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nothing in this thread wuz funny.
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i posted that before i read this:
Originally posted by Hay$tack$avage
You know what IS funny though? Your album sales. That's pretty fuckin funny. Shut your wannabe Mack 10 ass up already. You're a closet fag and your album sucks and it didn't sell. Your album is the only thing that bombed around here. Who in the fuck owns that wack ass album besides you? And yeah, you are sorry. You Newark Memorial Cougar-boy. Fuck you and the CowBitches. Let me ask you somethin, what exactly did you "get"? A garage full of Queen Caezar Mobs cds gatherin dust? With your nerdy ass gay quote. You're a fuckin idiot and THAT'S real talk.
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LMAO. it's funny cuz it's true.
 
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