FUNNY PIMP LINES!

[THIZZ.I.IZ.]

Yeah heres some classic dj pimp lines

"Hey baby i got the plug on the senior discount at Denny's"

"you got to have the nerve for the muthafuckin double cheeseburger"

"Bitch fuck gettin your nails done I need more Just for men hair Gel"

lol

 

[nonfiCKtion]

THATS HOW MOST SICCNESS FOLKS GET THEY STREET INFO. LOL

only that one line. the rappers that said that be pimpin bitches out here. but i know a few pimpin niggas here and there. i've been chose up on a couple times but i'm too busy and can't afford to live that lifestyle at the moment.

 

[nonfiCKtion]

I came out the womb feet first, ten toes already in the game.

 

[-TiM C-]

anything fillmoe slim said in american pimp. especially when he was talkin bout his trip to LA, the LA pimps turned out all his hoes, and he was back an hour later with a car full of brand new bitches. that motherfucker is certified

 

[phncke]

Bitch asked me the other day could she take mothers day off, i said "fo what?" "Yeah she gotta baby but she got a pimp to pay too..."-Kenny Redd

 

[STASHMagazine]

"treat my bitch like an ATM card"