FUNNY PIMP LINES!

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D'struction

D'struction

Sicc OG
#21
Apr 14, 2003
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one of my fav Suga Free lines...does this count?

"She said Suga Free you know anything about cars honey? I said yea you fill em up wit hoes take em down to the hoe stroll n make em get that money!"
 
C

COPIUM

Sicc OG
#25
Mar 24, 2004
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"ho if i tell u a flea can pull a tree u get a chain and hook his little ass up"

"she talkin bout she wanna see other people i said bitch you best look out the window"
 
B-San

B-San

Sicc OG
#27
Apr 7, 2006
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink/
You can have a dumb hoe, but you can't make her think/

Marcus Weezy
 
LISICKI

LISICKI

rosecityplaya
#34
Dec 9, 2005
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THIZZ.I.IZ. said:
i thought this was going to be about funny ridiculous lines dj pimp has said
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Yeah heres some classic dj pimp lines

"Hey baby i got the plug on the senior discount at Denny's"

"you got to have the nerve for the muthafuckin double cheeseburger"

"Bitch fuck gettin your nails done I need more Just for men hair Gel"
 
Defy

Defy

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#35
Jan 23, 2006
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"I'm looking for a ho, yaknowhatimtalkinbout, who's famous like amos....yaknowhatimsayin.....see amos make cookies, real hoes break rookies"
 
The Evil Genius

The Evil Genius

Sicc OG
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May 30, 2006
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nonfiCKtion said:
What's up wit those funny ass lines some pimps and some of the homies be sayin to bitches when they really on a good one. For example: THESE NIGGAS SHOULD HAVE BEEN BASKETBALL PLAYERS THE WAY THEY PRACTICE THEY LAY UPS WIT THESE BITCHES MAYNE YADIDIMTALKINBOUT?

CAN I GET SOME FEEDBACK SICCNESS?
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What kind of macks have u been around? That shit was corny as hell.
 
DankedOut707

DankedOut707

Sicc OG
#38
Feb 5, 2006
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MY ALL TIME FAVORITE. I SAY THE SHIT ALL THE TIME FOR THE FUCK OF IT. LOL

"WHY A HOE NEED THIS PIMPIN? CUZ WITHOUT MY INSTRUCTION, THE BITCH ON THE WAY TO SELF DESTRUCTION, CAN YA DIG IT!"

AND ANOTHER ONE, WHEN I WAS WITH MY UNCLE A FEW MONTHS AGO, HE TOLD HIS HOE "BITCH U COME AT ME FOUL ONE MO GIN, BEST BELIEVE IM SHOOTIN FROM THE FREETHROW LINE"

SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, ITS CLOSE ENOUGH
 
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