FUNNY PIMP LINES!

[nonfiCKtion]

What's up wit those funny ass lines some pimps and some of the homies be sayin to bitches when they really on a good one. For example: THESE NIGGAS SHOULD HAVE BEEN BASKETBALL PLAYERS THE WAY THEY PRACTICE THEY LAY UPS WIT THESE BITCHES MAYNE YADIDIMTALKINBOUT?

CAN I GET SOME FEEDBACK SICCNESS?

 

[KaizerSosae]

Izz'a daddy retarded lil' mama cuz I think ya' special.

 

[Gas One]

ill take em black white spotted or dotted as long as they got it.

disclaimer: pimping dalmations might be dangerous to your health

 

[nonfiCKtion]

"I DON'T POP COLLAS NO MORE MAYNE, I'M CHECKIN PURSES"
"I B CHECKIN THESE HOES LIKE NIKE SIGNS YA DIG"

AND THE MOST USED ONE OF ALL USED BY EVERYBODY: "IT'S ALL ON A BITCH!"

 

[Married2daAve15]

" I told the bitch 'you need to dump that chicken mcnugget and come super size your meal with me hoe' you na'talkbout mayne the-one-and-only-the-real-no-phony-A-MAC-without-the-roni"

 

[TOMMYJAMES]

I BEEN CHASING PAPER AND PIMPIN THESE HOES SINCE BURGER KING WAS PRINCE!!!

 

[THE MAYOR]

Keep my knee in her back and her ass on the track

 

[MEXCOM]

Goldie: I choose you

 

[nonfiCKtion]

LIKE CAPITOL ONE BABY I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?

 

[nonfiCKtion]

IT'S A CHOOSIN FEE TO GIT WIT ME, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS PAY ATTENTION.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

i got bitches in the game, bitches on the bench, when one bitch fouls out, i'll replace her muthafuckin ass!

::

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

-CLAP CLAP-

 

[LISICKI]

"Im campaigning like obama"

 

[rawtunes]

"if i tell u a duck can pull a truck, then shut up and hook the sucka up"

translation- if i tell u sumthin its true

"spittin game u cant even imagine, man i can talk a cat off a fish wagon, or sell and eskimo ice at a high price and get em twice, man im that nice."- not from a pimp but from a mac...mac andre hicks

"spittin pizics, parlaying wit pretty patty, of the pimpin pinapple persuasion"-poppin the mutufukin p

 

[LISICKI]

thanks for the translation lol

 

[LISICKI]

I'll put a wig on puruano locs girl

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

She look like a tranny then

 

[decisive]

Check it out like a library book, ya bitch.

 

[Sr. Chingon]

Dave Chappelle : DO you suck balls?

 

[corinthian]

watch from the 6:30 mark. if you haven't seen Boulevard Nights before, then you got some catching up to do.