Funny Craigslist Ad for the day

[Dana Dane]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/com/1274762591.html

It has pics, so I dont want to copy paste everything over to here....and the link is moderately NSFW!


This broad really posted her ass, though! I think it is an attempt for a bunch of horn dog guys to email her and tell her how nice her booty is!

Too bad all white women weren't blessed with an Ass like mine! LMAO!

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

Yeaaaaa not a good butt

 

[numba2stunna]

You should post yours so we can compare......:lick:

 

[jr916]

Too bad all white women weren't blessed with an Ass like mine! LMAO!

pics or it never happened

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

Too bad all white women weren't blessed with an Ass like mine! LMAO!

Pics or you got Chinese booty

 

[D-Rose]

She shoulda added the pussu shot for kicks.

 

[View 1]

Gotta love craigslist lol..

Heres another one

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bal/1188062135.html

 

[Gas One]

i heard you can get aids merely by reading craigslist

 

[ColdBlooded]

She's right - she could use the ass implants.

Though pics of the 34D's would have added to the quality of her posting.

 

[TaxMan]

She's right - she could use the ass implants.

Though pics of the 34D's would have added to the quality of her posting.

That's what I was thinking.

 

[TaxMan]

Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.
Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT

I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.

I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.

A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.

Please supply your own footwear.

The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.

DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

thats an office booty, one thats in a chair all day and starts to flatten.

 

[ESFCE]

i'd fuck it into shape

 

[Likwid]

Searching for Andres M Guerrero (hercules, pinole, san pablo, el sob)
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-15, 4:04PM PDT


Please contact me at the above email address for information regarding your wife, Brianna E. Bourne's (Manager of a Citibank Branch in Oakland Metro Area) "special friendship" with a male Citibank branch manager who also works in the Oakland Metro area.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1271995649

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

Too bad all white women weren't blessed with an Ass like mine! LMAO!

Pics or you got Stalka All Day booty

 

[V]

Searching for Andres M Guerrero (hercules, pinole, san pablo, el sob)
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-15, 4:04PM PDT


Please contact me at the above email address for information regarding your wife, Brianna E. Bourne's (Manager of a Citibank Branch in Oakland Metro Area) "special friendship" with a male Citibank branch manager who also works in the Oakland Metro area.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1271995649

damn, dying to snitch....its a shame..