fuckin midgets, literally

[C.M.P CEO]

am i the only 1 wit this fantasy?

them lil beezys be havin ass i swear

 

[Nonstop]

gotdammit

 

[THIZZ.I.IZ.]

hhahahaja this nigga

 

[jr916]

you sic wit it-i be scared i might puncture they kidneys or sum shit, or bruise they organs

 

[C.M.P CEO]

naaa cuz haha today my god.........damn.....haha yal lyin to yalselfs if u aint feelin me on this,this grown ass woman tho like 28-30....thick tho.ha but she was like hella small

 

[BIGSBY]

i'm surprised this aint skido's thread.

 

[Gas One]

i used to have that fantasy
untilo my girl tried to hook me up with a midget a long time ago

adn the midget was sweating me and i got hella spooked

i remember when i seen her pic

and i scroleld down to see the rest of her and it scrolled HELLA quick
i was like ayoooo!!

youre a....yo!!!!

well needless to say i couldnt do it because i realized that midgets freak me the fuck out especially midgets that want it, i guess its that i dont want it if thats that easy type of shit. you gon want a midget that knows youre just there to embarrass her short ass, not one thats actually getting off on it too.

 

[Jake]

dwarf women are gross...nothing attractive about them. just look like miniature fat chicks to me

 

[C.M.P CEO]

i used to have that fantasy
untilo my girl tried to hook me up with a midget

lmfao if that aint the funniest shit

 

[jr916]

i would do it just to be able to say "i fucked a midget"

 

[Gas One]

midgets are crafty homie

like she'll ask you to take her out to the bar

you dont realize youre gonna have to pick her up and put her on the bar stool, do you?

but when you walk up in the joint with her waddling ass, baaah haaah too late

get to liftin' elf, nigga

and just wait till yall get on the dance floor

 

[C.M.P CEO]

id be giggin...lol mess around and get broke by her

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

that's fucked@gas one.. they do got ass.. chyeah... never seen a sexy one in person tho... i wouldn't say it's a fantasy.. but i'd do it.

 

[DaBay]

ROFL

 

[DankedOut707]

HAHAHAHAHA U A FOOL

 

[I AM]

i'm surprised this aint skido's thread.

no shit, lol...

and i'd say as long as she's proportioned well who gives a fuck...i wouldn't fuck a midget either way...I'm 6'6"...LOL....

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

am i the only 1 wit this fantasy?

them lil beezys be havin ass i swear

*raises hand*

Check out Mika Winkler from American Pie 5. HOT.

 

[GeeZus]

MY UNCLE TOLD ME TO TRY IT...

HE SAID THEY GOT SUM GOOD PUSSY...

I TOLD HIM I CANT SEE MYSELF FUCC'N A BEEzY WIT LEGz LIKE BOWLING PINz...

DAT AINT DA BIZNESS !!!



- GEEzUz

 

[King Sausage]

BRIDGET THE MIDGET IS ONE MIDGET ID SMASH ON

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

midgets are crafty homie

like she'll ask you to take her out to the bar

you dont realize youre gonna have to pick her up and put her on the bar stool, do you?

but when you walk up in the joint with her waddling ass, baaah haaah too late

get to liftin' elf, nigga

and just wait till yall get on the dance floor

ahahahahaha you got me dyin, Gas.