jizzmoppers make minimum wage...no benefits.
worst job.....Your firm is contracted to repaint the Golden Gate Bridge....theres a job that'll make 32.50 an hour seem like nothing.
How about window washers for highrises and skyscrapers... $21.50 an hour....but would you do it....fuckin 80 floors up with a mop and some towels...
here a few others
AIRPORT LOST & FOUND AGENT. I work as a Lost and Found Agent at an International airport. Apart from the fact that I have never personally LOST or MISPLACED any luggage - I have to take the screams of terror and death threats from passengers who didn't receive their luggage - and hold ME responsible for other people faults - (God knows who) from the countries they came from. I earn minimum wage - have no breaks at all (most of the time), and have to deal with passengers face to face as well as on the phone. For some peculiar reason people tend to think that screaming aggressively will magically cause their luggage to appear in their current location. In addition, the passengers are not the only ones that complain - oh no! Airline representatives are not satisfied with our SERVICE, as well as our own bosses, when not ignoring our department altogether, tend to blame us for poor service ... coming to work every day (or night) is a pure trip to heaven.
MATERIAL HANDLER. Okay, I'll admit there are some seriously shitty jobs out there, but mine has to be in the top ten or so. I work for a retail mail order clothing company whose name I cant mention which is based in Lynchburg, VA, which has to be among the shittiest places on the face of the earth. It is commonly referred to as the redneck capitol of the known universe. Anyway back to my job. My official title is Material Handler, but I'm more often referred to as dumpsterboy. There are several of us and we are so stupid that we had T-shirts made up with Dumpsterboys printed on them and the company actually lets us wear them. Any how my shitty duties include climbing inside of BFI dumpsters and squeegeeing the muck off the walls on 90+ degree days. Then I get to sling cardboard boxes down the side of a dumpster chute for hours on end. Finally I get to strip floors with some horrendous chemicals and slip-slide on the slick surface like a one-legged cat on a frozen ice pond. Actually that's just some of my duties, but you get the drift. All for minimum wage and a shitty discount on some WAY overpriced crappy clothes. Plus I work with a whole crew of mentally retarded people from the local training academy who are too retarded to live independently but can perform simple jobs. Yeah it is tough to be around these people eight hours everyday. I'm not making fun of disabled people here, but you try working with people who cant even tie there own shoes. We have not had a raise in three years. The only way we will ever get one is if the minimum wage goes up. Then we will be expected to work even harder. The only reason I work here is because there is only one other place in this shit town to work and that is the sewage plant. Take your pick.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR & EMBALMER - I attended four years of college and one year of mortuary school to end up being a grunt in a local mortuary. My boss is an immature, spoiled-brat in an old man's body. The hours suck! The boss expects me to report to work at 7:00 A.M. only for him to stroll downstairs (he lives above the funeral home) at 10:00 A.M. to announce he is playing golf today. Whenever we have no funerals scheduled, I am expected to clean every nook and cranny of the mortuary with a toothbrush (yes, just like the U.S. Army). And after I have scrubbed things most of the day, I go outside and pick up garbage around the mortuary. Then, around 7:00 P.M. the boss usually comes rolling in with his golfing buddies and I MIGHT get to go home after I have washed and vacuumed his car and have gotten it ready for another hard day of golfing. Even after I get home of a night (usually around 7:45 p.m.) I am still on call to handle matters if a death occurs. I do this routine Monday through Saturday and I get every third weekend off call. Now add that to the fact I deal with dead people and grieving families ... The pay stinks, the health insurance is useless (yes, all he provides is an HMO), and the only perk I have is this AOL account at work so I can write you this letter saying that my job sucks.
yeah being a mortician must suck....or cremator...
PORTA-POTTY CLEANER - Yep. I'm a porta-potty cleaner in Idaho. I go in to these hot, smelly, nasty, booger-on-the-wall, porta-potties, stick a PVC wand in the sh*t tank, and wait a few for the pump to suck it up. Dealing with the smell, you get used to, but the sweat in the eyes, the broken t.p. dispensers, the paper all over the floor, the cr*p in the urinal, and the broken plastic seats really suck! When they're tipped over on the door, and you have to clean 'em up, you might as well sell your soul to the devil.....cause that's what it's like anyway....PURE HELL. The only good thing is you can turn your CB down, and have a day away from the boss's requests for extra work, and just go about your business without the boss looking over your shoulder.
ADULT VIDEO STORE CLERK - I work the night shift at an all night adult video store. I am the one that has to restock the shelves, reorganize the shelves after some slob has spent 4 hour reading the back of every tape we have and the buys only a $1 condom and a .50 lube. People who wouldn't think of stealing anything out in the world will not hesitate to steal a porn tape. Or the people who come in with no pants on. Chasing off prostitutes is one of my main forms of exercise. The females leave quickly but the male prostitutes like to argue with you. The propositions and obscene phone calls are the high point of the night. The low point is when I have to go in the back where guys watch movies 2 minutes for $1 and clean up the mess they leave. I have found the cases to stolen tapes, the open packages of stolen adult novelties, used novelties, sticky piles of lingerie, not to mention that they use the garbage cans for bathrooms. It is always a thrill to go into one of the booths when you think no one is there. open the door and find a man buck naked asleep on the chair. And I get to do all this fun stuff for less than my kid makes at McDonalds.
