Fuck UPS, brown ain't doing shit but fuckin' up my situation.

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Apr 16, 2003
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Fucking bastards. So I've been waiting for this shipment that was scheduled today to be delivered. In fact I don't even leave my house so I don't miss it since its a crucial piece I need for an event. I have even been looking out the window like a tweaker for the damn brown truck. So just no I track the package, low and behold it says that it was delivered at 3:09pm and left that the shipping table...My house ain't no fucking shipping and receiving area, and nobody even knocked at my door. So I call and they said they will call me back before 10am tomorrow morning. Has anyone ever had any luck with this? Do they send the driver back out or some shit?
 
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And the dumb bitch on the phone says to me when I call in to tell her that the package wasn't delivered although tracking says it was:

Well, it says it was delivered sir.

Really bitch, I know, that is exactly why I am calling because it was not delivered even though it says it has been.
 
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And then I got a shirt ordered that went from Concord, CA to Oakland, CA to Peteluma, CA when it's supposed to be heading south to Hollister, CA. USPS is on some weird shit going in circles.
 
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And then I got a shirt ordered that went from Concord, CA to Oakland, CA to Peteluma, CA when it's supposed to be heading south to Hollister, CA. USPS is on some weird shit going in circles.
I hate that shit when your watching your shipment. That shit needs to go from LA to Antioch, but for some reason it needs to spend the night in Virginia...
 
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UPS is the worst fucking shipping company in the history of shipping companies.

I'm a member of Amazon Vine where I get free shit every month that I have to write reviews about... well, few months back I was excited because I got a first grade Hooked On Phonics kit thats normally $100 for my daughter, along with a 50 pack of Bluray DVD-R's... so they sent the shit, two separate packages both by UPS... scheduled to be delivered the same day... so we're waitin around all day, motherfucker never shows up, check online and it says DELIVERED for the status for both, call UPS and they're all like "well they're marked as delivered so theres nothing we can do for you." I'm like why the fuck didnt they require a signature? She spewed some shit about there wasnt one required, but if I'd like I can require all future packages delivered to my address to be signed for, & she said she'd put a note in the system for it... So, I was fucked, never got the shit & Amazon refused to pursue it further. Ended up buyin the program for my daughter since I promised her it was coming. Then last month we couldn't be home the day we were supposed to get our packages, so I'm thinkin they'd redeliver the next day since signature would be required. Nope, they just threw the shit on my porch where any of the fuckers around here coulda snatched it up while it was sittin there for hours. Call UPS again, ask why I was lied to, & the supervisor is like 'well that's not our protocol to require signatures for certain addresses so I don't know what to tell you.' I told the bitch to go fuck herself.

FUCK UPS!!!!!!!!!
 
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MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A FUCC'N' FAGGOT YOU'D GET DELIVERIES WITH NO COMPLICATIONS!!!

FUCC'N' FAGGOT!!!
Lmfao maybe if you weren't a 5'3 gangster crip who got your ass kicked by your girls ex you wouldn't have a chip on your shoulder. Remember that time you got your ass handed to you by your girlfriends ex and she kicked YOU out the house? Fuck that must have sucked so bad. Sucks to be you. I have never got my ass kicked and thrown out of my own house...
 

YOUNGNUTT

I'm so O.C.
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Lmfao maybe if you weren't a 5'3 gangster crip who got your ass kicked by your girls ex you wouldn't have a chip on your shoulder. Remember that time you got your ass handed to you by your girlfriends ex and she kicked YOU out the house? Fuck that must have sucked so bad. Sucks to be you. I have never got my ass kicked and thrown out of my own house...
HAAAAAAAAA!!!