So at 12:30 this morning I get woken up by a loud snap and the sound of glass breaking, I guess a tree snapped in the wind and fell...so I get up to check on it and I see the damn tree, it fell on my car, the car I just bought 2 days ago.. so now my beautiful chrystler crossfire is smashed to shit, my insurance was cancelled cause i forgot to pay the bill, SO my car is totalled and I cant do shit about it. The city workers that came out said there isnt shit I can do and Im just screwed. So after they removed the tree (at 5am with chainsaws blasting hella loud and shit) I go back in the house to realize I left the fuckin iron on and it fell over and burned up my carpet that I just had cleaned last week for 250 fuckin dollars, so now I have a smashed car and a burn mark in the shape on an iron in the middle of my floor. So I call into work to tell them Im going to be late and as I explaining everything I get a call on the other line, its my bank.
great.
I have just been told that someone managed to get my information and steal my identity and various purchases were made that look suspicious, when I asked the amount I almost fainted when they told me..$22,355 was charged to my Visa account in 3 days, most of the purchases were made from some place in South Africa and some in New York...its gonna take a few weeks to clear it up yada yada yada. Just what I needed to hear, its not even 730 and I need a drink already.
So i managed to talk a friend into letting me use her car for the day,I catch the bus over in the pouring rain and make it to her place, shes got a broken leg so she isnt using the car. I thank her and head off to work, on the way out I slipped on her stairs in some slick mossy spot and fall forward, flat on my face, in front of her building, which is across the streets from a school..now all the kids are laughing as I pick myself up frm the ground, bleeding from the mouth.
Thats when I realize...i chipped my front tooth in half and now its starting to hurt like hell. I throw my bags in the trunk, my jacket is covered in water and dirt so i throw that in too and slam the trunk shut.
Fuck
the keys to the car were in my jacket.
Fuck this day
great.
I have just been told that someone managed to get my information and steal my identity and various purchases were made that look suspicious, when I asked the amount I almost fainted when they told me..$22,355 was charged to my Visa account in 3 days, most of the purchases were made from some place in South Africa and some in New York...its gonna take a few weeks to clear it up yada yada yada. Just what I needed to hear, its not even 730 and I need a drink already.
So i managed to talk a friend into letting me use her car for the day,I catch the bus over in the pouring rain and make it to her place, shes got a broken leg so she isnt using the car. I thank her and head off to work, on the way out I slipped on her stairs in some slick mossy spot and fall forward, flat on my face, in front of her building, which is across the streets from a school..now all the kids are laughing as I pick myself up frm the ground, bleeding from the mouth.
Thats when I realize...i chipped my front tooth in half and now its starting to hurt like hell. I throw my bags in the trunk, my jacket is covered in water and dirt so i throw that in too and slam the trunk shut.
Fuck
the keys to the car were in my jacket.
Fuck this day
