fuck friday the 13th

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So at 12:30 this morning I get woken up by a loud snap and the sound of glass breaking, I guess a tree snapped in the wind and fell...so I get up to check on it and I see the damn tree, it fell on my car, the car I just bought 2 days ago.. so now my beautiful chrystler crossfire is smashed to shit, my insurance was cancelled cause i forgot to pay the bill, SO my car is totalled and I cant do shit about it. The city workers that came out said there isnt shit I can do and Im just screwed. So after they removed the tree (at 5am with chainsaws blasting hella loud and shit) I go back in the house to realize I left the fuckin iron on and it fell over and burned up my carpet that I just had cleaned last week for 250 fuckin dollars, so now I have a smashed car and a burn mark in the shape on an iron in the middle of my floor. So I call into work to tell them Im going to be late and as I explaining everything I get a call on the other line, its my bank.

great.
I have just been told that someone managed to get my information and steal my identity and various purchases were made that look suspicious, when I asked the amount I almost fainted when they told me..$22,355 was charged to my Visa account in 3 days, most of the purchases were made from some place in South Africa and some in New York...its gonna take a few weeks to clear it up yada yada yada. Just what I needed to hear, its not even 730 and I need a drink already.

So i managed to talk a friend into letting me use her car for the day,I catch the bus over in the pouring rain and make it to her place, shes got a broken leg so she isnt using the car. I thank her and head off to work, on the way out I slipped on her stairs in some slick mossy spot and fall forward, flat on my face, in front of her building, which is across the streets from a school..now all the kids are laughing as I pick myself up frm the ground, bleeding from the mouth.
Thats when I realize...i chipped my front tooth in half and now its starting to hurt like hell. I throw my bags in the trunk, my jacket is covered in water and dirt so i throw that in too and slam the trunk shut.

Fuck

the keys to the car were in my jacket.


Fuck this day
 
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I go back in the house to realize I left the fuckin iron on and it fell over and burned up my carpet so now I have a smashed car and a burn mark in the shape on an iron in the middle of my floor
i jus did that a couple weeks ago. no friday the 13th curse or anything, i was jus hella loaded haha




sucks about your car tho...
 
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Usually they wont let u take a car off a lot without havin insurance.. The spot u bought it from might have insurance still on your car... I know i wouldnt take no loss for that come up wit something clever even if u have to get insurance and do some fraud type shit.. Id be fuckin mad
 
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Damn doode R.I.P. to your car... that sucks big time.

Was the tree on your property or your neighbor's? If it was on the sidewalk then it belongs to the city and you need to sue!!!
 

R

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#17
Is it a coincidence that 2 plane crashes happened (NY and London airport) on Friday the 13th?