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[BUTCHER 206]

pfftt.. not me. Im beyond all that fuck shit

 

[Mac Jesus]

lol @ having pain in your heart

Quit whining to me about all your problems sheesh, you're always doing that

Yeah what a loser. M @MacJesus just made it to the ignore list.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Yeah what a loser. M @MacJesus just made it to the ignore list.

You got a problem with Mac Jesus, man? Let's settle this under the Edmonton tree

 

[Mac Jesus]

You got a problem with Mac Jesus, man? Let's settle this under the Edmonton tree

Stop, he doesn't know what he is doing by ignoring me. He is emotionally unstable and probably on drugs.

 

[drunkaholic707]

you're gonna have to wait i have some unfinished business with corked leg jake leaving me out the wedding

 

[BUTCHER 206]

You're right. Mac Jesus has been acting strange recently. It's probably crack, or meth. I heard he lost a lot of weight recently its either drugs or he probably has AIDS or cancer how the fuck else can you lose weight? Theres literally no other explanation

 

[jake921660]

im pretty sure like 100 of those messages are from two specific people arguing in the group text chain. they argue like every day i think they secretly love each other

what group chat? am i missing out you dog cunt?

 

[Mac Jesus]

you're gonna have to wait i have some unfinished business with corked leg jake leaving me out the wedding

Best wedding ever, but why was I the only sicc breh there?

 

[jake921660]

i suck at alcohol.

 

[Mac Jesus]

You're right. Mac Jesus has been acting strange recently. It's probably crack, or meth. I heard he lost a lot of weight recently its either drugs or he probably has AIDS or cancer how the fuck else can you lose weight? Theres literally no other explanation

He has hep c and AIDs from sharing needles with other junkie drugged out losers.

 

[jake921660]

just took a shot and sneezed for 7 mins

 

[BUTCHER 206]

what group chat? am i missing out you dog cunt?

nah, Just Seattle friends i grew up with. we started this group text thing and try to text each other every day to stay in touch. i mean if you've known people like 23+ years, they're probably worth keeping around

or maybe not lol

 

[jake921660]

threw some nuggets on. fuck a spaghetti on toast

 

[Mac Jesus]

nah, Just Seattle friends i grew up with. we started this group text thing and try to text each other every day to stay in touch. i mean if you've known people like 23+ years, they're probably worth keeping around

or maybe not lol

Invite jake into that text.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

just took a shot and sneezed for 7 mins

lol that kept happening to me for awhile, i swore i mustve been allergic to alcohol or something my nose would get ultra super stuffed up too.

had no trouble drinking a shit load of wine recently though

 

[jake921660]

you're gonna have to wait i have some unfinished business with corked leg jake leaving me out the wedding

my deepest appologies for not sending an invitation to you and the rest of the siccness. if it is any consolation not even my closest friends or family were invited

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Invite jake into that text.

Only if he divorces his wife, then re-proposes to her, invites me and @drunkaholic707 and you to his wedding where you'll be the best man, and I'll be the best bridesmaid

(no cesolito if applicable)

I have this really nice hand stitched Elsa disney princess dress I've been meaning to wear

(no jmacc if applicable)

 

[Mac Jesus]

my deepest appologies for not sending an invitation to you and the rest of the siccness. if it is any consolation not even my closest friends or family were invited

That was a dope wedding man. Thanks for flying me out there for that.

 

[jake921660]

nah, Just Seattle friends i grew up with. we started this group text thing and try to text each other every day to stay in touch. i mean if you've known people like 23+ years, they're probably worth keeping around

or maybe not lol

all gucci fam

 

[Mac Jesus]

Only if he divorces his wife, then re-proposes to her, invites me and @drunkaholic707 and you to his wedding where you'll be the best man, and I'll be the best bridesmaid

(no cesolito if applicable)

I have this really nice hand stitched Elsa disney princess dress I've been meaning to wear

(no jmacc if applicable)

Very applicable butcher. Good call.