Training this new security guard he's pretty cool ; young, smart, in the national guard wants to become a cop, should make us look good and i doubt he's going to fuck anything up. Makes my life semi-easier
Training this new security guard he's pretty cool ; young, smart, in the national guard wants to become a cop, should make us look good and i doubt he's going to fuck anything up. Makes my life semi-easier
You should tell him he needs to check something where he has to walk down a flight of stairs. Right when he gets to the top of the stairs yell FUCK THE POLICE and kick him down. When he lays at the bottom crying for help, give him a Nelson HA HA
lol you really enjoy those calories huh? You really need those right? You need all that "fuel" and "energy" right? You have to have those calories huh? Don't want to "starve" right? You can't make it without them right? LOL
Fucking fat fucking idiot walking around with probably 300,000+ calories packed on waiting to be used "I'm not reducing calories" fucking stupid fucking fat idiot, fuck you
@Mac Jesus
@Mac Jesus if this nonsense annoys you let me know and I'll stop lol. I find it hilarious though to "rage out" (definitely not even remotely close to being mad or serious) like a total moron, especially when it's overboard and uncalled for. Just amusing myself tbh fam
Especially because i lost weight in probably the dirtiest stupidest way possible and am basically weak now and would easily get my ass kicked, and was never really a tough guy to begin with
Eating BBQ Pringle's for lunch shout out
@DaGrimProphet. They were $1.25 for a large can.
I'm about 1/3rd through and it's so much sodium it almost feels like bronchitis so much congestion from the salt. How'd I use to smoke blunts and eat junk all the time and not feel like absolute trash? Maybe i felt so bad it was just normal and got filtered out kind of like if you're in a barn for a couple minutes you can't smell horse shit any more