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[Mac Jesus]

What if you were chilling at the beach and all of a sudden a tsunami hit and you got swept into the ocean and drowned to death. I'm not ever going to a beach unless it's a small lake or something and there is no way that an earthquake or tsunami can murder me.

 

[Mac Jesus]

you guys in the greater seattle area are crazy man. The big quake will hit any day now and you will all die when the ground opens up beneath you and eats the whole city up within minutes. Also, you will die when the building you are in collapses on top of you.

 

[Mac Jesus]

I'm in Edmonton and I worry about earthquakes hitting over here. There isn't even fault lines over here. I hate earthquakes.

 

[Mac Jesus]

GET UNDER THE DESKS KIDS WE ARE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE DRILL MAKE SURE YOU GUYS HAVE AN EMERGENCY EARTHQUAKE KIT IN CASE THE BIG ONE HITS.

 

[Mac Jesus]

I still have nightmares from those drills when I was kid in elementary school.

 

[Mac Jesus]

'Long-overdue' mega-quake and tsunami will kill thousands along Pacific Northwest coast and cost U.S. 32 billion, experts warn | Daily Mail Online

 

[Mac Jesus]

Earthquake tracker for Seattle and The Pacific Northwest

 

[Nuttkase]

When we were learning about the major fault lines around here in 7th grade this one girl in my geography class had a huge panic attack and like half passed out (like she wasn't unconscious but lost all bodily function and just flopped down to the floor all crazy like or something idk) and they had to stop the class and call an ambulance.

 

[Mac Jesus]

That girl understood what I understand. I got the fuck out of Vancouver even though I love the city. I don't want to die because of earthquakes man. I would be dead already if I didn't leave.

 

[Mac Jesus]

now with fracking earthquakes are EVERYWHERE even without fault lines. I know I will die in a earthquake no matter what. It's nerve racking.

 

[Nuttkase]

You've died like four times since you left.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Frack off gas holes. I don't want to die in an earthquake

United States Geological Survey confirms it: Fracking causes earthquakes | ExtremeTech

 

[Mac Jesus]

You've died like four times since you left.

never in an earthquake that would be the one that takes me away forever.

 

[Nuttkase]

How do you know if you've never tried?

 

[Nuttkase]

There is this channel called Decades this antenna picks up and it's playing some celebrity bowling match from the 70s and every single dude is wearing a silk button up shirt and looks like they just snorted a bunch of blow.

 

[Nuttkase]

The bowlers are Gabe, Bill, Pat and Greg. It says celebrity bowling behind them but I have no idea who these people are. The grand prize is a La-Z-Boy reclining chair so maybe it's some local celebrity bowling thing from somewhere I dunno. Most of the people in the audience are 50+ so they're probably all dead now.

 

[Nuttkase]

Whoa this dorky looking white dude with bottle lens glasses that kinda looks like Jeffery Dahmer just busted out and did the worm after hitting a split hell yeah lol

 

[illuminati_guy]

fuck you varg vikernes announcing burzum x mayhem tour on april fools day you aryan gay

 

[infinity]

What

 

[drunkaholic707]

You killed butcher