Sitting there like "Welp this is it, this is how I go out" next thing you know Jamie Foxx comes smashing through the window as you start to go under from smoke inhalation.
Come through like "Fuck, I swear I thought Jamie Foxx saved me right now I'm tripping" then the paramedic moves and he's standing there lol I'd be like nah b I'm really dead huh? This the afterlife or something.
@DaGrimProphet I authorize you to give my share of our earnings so far to Mac Jesus or donate it to the charity of your choice or just keep it and get some grub
One time I think I drunk blackout trolled
@nolettuce though and was the deciding vote on a black olive and mushroom (also pass) pizza that his buddy wanted or something else I forget what and he thought for sure he was about to win as he has long known my disdain for both of those but then I threw a curveball and voted for that. The next morning I was in the kitchen and was like "Fuck we ordered pizza last night?" opened the box to a couple slices left and was like "Nasty you asshole got black olives and mushrooms!" I think he was about to punch me haha