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Bob Pimp MOBBEN!!!
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Apr 25, 2002
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So this chick who says she is 49 asks if she can play pool while I'm shuttin down the bar, I let her. As soon as I'm done she asks if I wanna play a game, I say sure. She was flirtin with me the whole time and about halfway thru the game she kisses me and then blows me. It was like a porno movie except she was old. I'll feel like the man and gross all at the same time... I don't know whether to tell my boys or keep it to myself...
 
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Bob Pimp MOBBEN!!!
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B-Buzz said:
I just had a girl who's been flirting with me for 2 years/broke up with her boyfriend last month/is coming to visit me next week tell me we're not gonna sleep in the same bed because nothing's going to happen between us. So I went crazy and did 20 more pushups than I can remember doing in years lol. Just now realizing that all these years I got simp I shoulda got pissed off. Anyone got a "fuck you bitch" playlist I can use to work out?
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Almost everytime a chick says nothing is gonna happen, you fuck...
 
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